Sardar doing sex with wife: sms

Sardar was doing sex with his wife on the first night of their marriage

Suddenly his bed started rocking ( sardar frieghtened ) and started to run away from the room.

His wife asked him( being astonished): "why are you running?

Sardar( frieghtened) :You also run if you want to save your life ?Earthquake is coming.
displaying the bed which was shaking.
ha .... ha.... ha......

Love Phenomena sms

This is how one lover sees the love phenomena calender wise
JANUARY:Rose.
FEBRUARY:Propose.
MARCH:Gift.
APRIL:Lift.
MAY:Chatting.
JUNE:Dating.
JULY:Miss U.
AUGUST:Kiss U.
SEPTEMBER:Sex.
OCTOBER:Ex.
NOVEMBER:Relax.
DECEMBER:Next...!