Conversation between doctor and lawyer:sms

This is very nice conversation between lawyer and doctor

lawyer visited his doctor friend and told him that he is not feeling well.
Doctor after examining him " everything is fine with you and so you need not worry about anything.Be determined and do your work you will succeed and forget all your worries.He added" Where there is will there is way"
Lawyer interupped in between and said" Ya doctor I am searching for will of my grandfather father once I get it I will get the way "

Breach of promise:sms

Lawyer deals with the tailor

Lawyer:I have sued you for not delivering my trousers on time

Tailor : On what ground?

lawyer: Breeches of promise.


Great lawyer and poor tailor.