Nomenclature of new born:sms

A baby boy was born to an British patriotic lady .She named him after whole British Cricket team
Now you might be eager to ask" why she did like that?"
Answer to this is very simple,she was not sure who was his father.

Conversation between two men:sms

Two men were trying to make into a crowded cricket stadium minutes before the start of a vital match.
One of them turned to another and aasked him" Do you think we will be ever able to make in?"
Other replied" I certainly hope so," " I am the refree"