Conversation between two persons:sms

First person to other:" Don't you think you are lazy?

Second person: " may be! I might be ,but how did you come to know?

First person: " You are behaving like me."

Doctor and patient conversation:sms

Once A doctor was sitting free and an old lady entered his clinic with pain in her left leg.
Doctor told her to sit on examination table and examined her throughly and then prescribed medicines and told her that the pain was due to old age.
Lady (with fun) " Don't say like that doctor my right leg is as old as left one ,but I am having nothing wrong with it."

Conversation In heaven:sms

Three friends died in a car crash and went to heaven.Once they reached the heaven they all were combinedly asked one question which was like this:" when you are in your casket and friends and family members are mourning around you ,what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first man answered," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second one said,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference to our children."

The last one said,"I would like to hear them saying ......LOOK HE IS MOVING!!!!!"

Great one is'nt it.

I think everybody of you would like to be like the last person

Girl deals with Sardar Shopkeeper:sms

Once this conversation was noticed between A girl and sardar Shopkeeper of hosiery store

A descent girl enters sardar's shop and Says" Show me underwear"

Sardar was so much ashamed (being ashamed ) he replied" Sorry Ma'am ! I forgot to put on underwear today" .

Conversation Between Husband and wife:sms

This is nice conversation between husband and wife
Husband(from office on phone): Darling what have you made in dinner for today?
Wife(Angrily): Poison
Husband( changing tone) : Ok darling today I am busy in meeting and will be late and will have to take dinner with the party.,So you just take the dinner and sleep soundly ,bye
take care,

Ha Ha Ha ........