Conversation between doctor and lawyer:sms

This is very nice conversation between lawyer and doctor

lawyer visited his doctor friend and told him that he is not feeling well.
Doctor after examining him " everything is fine with you and so you need not worry about anything.Be determined and do your work you will succeed and forget all your worries.He added" Where there is will there is way"
Lawyer interupped in between and said" Ya doctor I am searching for will of my grandfather father once I get it I will get the way "

Doctor and patient conversation:sms

Once A doctor was sitting free and an old lady entered his clinic with pain in her left leg.
Doctor told her to sit on examination table and examined her throughly and then prescribed medicines and told her that the pain was due to old age.
Lady (with fun) " Don't say like that doctor my right leg is as old as left one ,but I am having nothing wrong with it."

Conversation In heaven:sms

Three friends died in a car crash and went to heaven.Once they reached the heaven they all were combinedly asked one question which was like this:" when you are in your casket and friends and family members are mourning around you ,what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first man answered," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second one said,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference to our children."

The last one said,"I would like to hear them saying ......LOOK HE IS MOVING!!!!!"

Great one is'nt it.

I think everybody of you would like to be like the last person

Doctor and Patient Conversation:sms

This is a nice conversation between doctor(psychiatrist) and patient.

Patient(to doctor): " Doctor , you have got to help me.My wife thinks she is an elevator."
Psychiatrist( routinely):Ok, bring her in to see me."
Patient( somewhat distressed):" I can't .She does not stop at this floor.'

Patient and Doctor conversation:sms

After completion of annual physical check up patient asked to doctor:" Well, Doctor how do I stand ?"
Doctor( While thinking):That's what puzzles me!"

Psychiatrist(doctor) and patient:sms

A patient went to the psychiarist and told " Doctor I feel I am double"
Psychiarist examined and did all the required test and then gave him double bill
Patient( Astonishingly) " why you have charged double"
Psychiatrist:" I checked two person" .

Great! beware of such psychiatrist

Nice conversation between doctor and patient:sms

Here is a part of nice conversation between the doctor and patient.Just have a glance at it.
Doctor:"humm your cough sounds much better today"
Patient:" Ya it should.I practised it whole night".
Hope you enjoyed it.