Sardar at International petrol pump:sms

Once sardar went to one international petrol pump to fill petrol in his car

Rate of petrol was $ 2.66/gallon

Sardar( to petrolpump personel) :Fill 2 gallons of petrol.
petrolpump personel filled the petrol as told by sardar

Sardar handed over $ 6 to the petrolpump personel

Petrolpump personel:Give me change

Sardar ( slapped the petrolpump personel) why?????????????

Sardar thought petrolpump personel was gay and was asking for sexual relationship with him


Poor petrolpump personel!

Sardar doing sex with wife: sms

Sardar was doing sex with his wife on the first night of their marriage

Suddenly his bed started rocking ( sardar frieghtened ) and started to run away from the room.

His wife asked him( being astonished): "why are you running?

Sardar( frieghtened) :You also run if you want to save your life ?Earthquake is coming.
displaying the bed which was shaking.
ha .... ha.... ha......

All about Santa's dream:sms

This is very nice dream of santa a sardar and his reaction upon that
One day Santa had a Dream that Somebody Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
?
?
?
Because ICICI says(slogan of company), "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE"

Girl deals with Sardar Shopkeeper:sms

Once this conversation was noticed between A girl and sardar Shopkeeper of hosiery store

A descent girl enters sardar's shop and Says" Show me underwear"

Sardar was so much ashamed (being ashamed ) he replied" Sorry Ma'am ! I forgot to put on underwear today" .

Sardar On bicycle:sms

Sardar was going on bicylce and while driving he banged with a lady.
Lady:Can't you blow the ring ?
Sardar :I had blown whole bicycle on you do I need to blow the ring of bicycle now?

Cricketer Sardar's Musings:sms

Sardar to his wife on his marriage's first night (Sardar is a cricket Player (bowler)):Please tell me very frankly that I am the first person with whom you are having relations.

Sardar' wife: Don't say like that .You don't know bowler's never get chance to open the innings.

Interview with Sardar

Interviewer: Which is your birthday?
Sardar : 15th December
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oh Stupid,It comes every year.

Conversation Between Sardar and Police

Police: You are to be hanged till death tommorow at 5.00 am
Sardar:( laughing)Ha Ha Ha Ha
Police: Why are you laughing?
Sardar : I wake up at 9.00 am.!