Husband and wife conversation:sms

A couple had just celebrated their 50th marriage anniversay and driving back to their home.While that time she told to her husband" Darling do you remember that we used to site close to each other while our courting period over fifty year's ago.
in reply to this her husband told " I have'nt moved!"

A Desperate Husband's Cry:sms

Once a frustrated husband was having chat with his one friend He said" My wife dresses to kill,he added she cooks the same way."

Husband and wife:sms

Husband shouted to his wife:" You just tell me where does the whole grocery money go?"
Wife replied (silently): Stand sideways and look into the mirror

Conversation between husband and wife:sms

Once A couple had a long quarrel .This is the conversation between husband and wife.

After quarrel wife said to husband:"You know .I was fool at the time of marriage that I married you."

Husband:" Yes dear ,but I was in love with you and did not notice it."

Great one isn't it.

Conversation Between Husband and wife:sms

This is nice conversation between husband and wife
Husband(from office on phone): Darling what have you made in dinner for today?
Wife(Angrily): Poison
Husband( changing tone) : Ok darling today I am busy in meeting and will be late and will have to take dinner with the party.,So you just take the dinner and sleep soundly ,bye
take care,

Ha Ha Ha ........

Why wife is called Begum?

Why wife is called Begum?
Wife is called Begum( be: without ,gum: sorrow)
because all the gum (sorrow) comes in the fate of husband and hence wife is known as begum means without sorrow.