Meaning of life:sms wiki

The things you want to die for
Are the things you want to live for..

Set Your goal:sms wiki

You must have long range of goals
to keep you from being frustrated
by short range of failures.

Diwali sms:Diwali greetings:Diwali message:Diwali mail:Diwali songs:Diwali pictures:New year sms:New year wish:

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be
happiness claim
As thwe mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning
glory,
fragerance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal
smile,
attached to a u mile after mile;
All the darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy
diwali.

Thought of the day:sms

"My life is my message "

Mohandas karamchand Gandhi
Today is the birthday of great soul Mr.Gandhiji who is adored all over the world for his simplicity and his revoulountionary thoughts.
SMS WIKI wishes on this special occasion happy birthday to Mr. Gandhiji .

Tirffle between monkey and lion:sms

Once upon a time a monkey became crazy and was running like anything.He was so must that he did not even realised that he had slapped lion "the king of jungle".

Lion was very angry on the monkey and running after him to get hold of him so that he could punish the musty monkey.

While following the monkey he reached at one place where somebody was reading news paper .
Lion was very frustrated and asked him" Did you see the musty monkey ?"

That fellow told" The same one who had slapped the lion and ran away"

Lion was very ashamed and exclaimed" This spreaded so fast and has even been published in news papers" so he went back to the jungle in his cave very depressed.

( The fellow who gave the news was the same monkey who beat the lion )

Conversation between doctor and lawyer:sms

This is very nice conversation between lawyer and doctor

lawyer visited his doctor friend and told him that he is not feeling well.
Doctor after examining him " everything is fine with you and so you need not worry about anything.Be determined and do your work you will succeed and forget all your worries.He added" Where there is will there is way"
Lawyer interupped in between and said" Ya doctor I am searching for will of my grandfather father once I get it I will get the way "

A sign of goood wife :sms

The best sign of good wife
A good wife always forgives her husband when she knows that she is at fault.

Husband and wife:sms

Husband shouted to his wife:" You just tell me where does the whole grocery money go?"
Wife replied (silently): Stand sideways and look into the mirror

Most Happy Married Life:sms

Well I heard of one couple who lived together for seventy years without any arguement or quarrel .
Now you might be interested to know the secret of this couple's happy married life.

Don't be so impatient ,I am telling na!!!!!!!




So the secret was " They were using same hearing aid"

N.B. : We all need to implement this hearing aid tool not like they did,but when one partner speaks other should be quiet then there will be no arguement.Don't you think divorce will stop suddenly and also practise of divorce lawyer.

Thought of the day:sms

Openions are like wrist watches.
Everyone's watch shows different time from others,
but everyone believes that his time is correct.......

Remember this and try to implement it so that you will have less conflicts in life.

Theme of success:sms

This is nice quote which I recieved on my mobile as sms and thought to share with you all.
Sometimes you have to fall from the mountain,
to realise what you are climbing for

It is one liner ,but has lots of things to tell.It means that what ever heights you achieve you must not forget your roots and if you want your success to be maintained then always be down to earth so that if at all you fail at some level then you are not frustrated.

Success Funda:sms

Everyday remind yourself of your own ability,
of your good mind and ability and affirm that ,
you can make something really good out of your life.
This will surely lead you to success.

Breach of promise:sms

Lawyer deals with the tailor

Lawyer:I have sued you for not delivering my trousers on time

Tailor : On what ground?

lawyer: Breeches of promise.


Great lawyer and poor tailor.

Obesity in Round figures:sms

A magazine has explained the spread of obesity in very funny manner.

An american magazine reported that there were 10 million overweight people in US and ofcourse that is in round figures

Conversation In heaven:sms

Three friends died in a car crash and went to heaven.Once they reached the heaven they all were combinedly asked one question which was like this:" when you are in your casket and friends and family members are mourning around you ,what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first man answered," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second one said,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference to our children."

The last one said,"I would like to hear them saying ......LOOK HE IS MOVING!!!!!"

Great one is'nt it.

I think everybody of you would like to be like the last person

Father and son conversation:sms

Father was on deathbed and while passing the controls of his assets he told his son:"Son ,In business you need to keep two things one integrety and other wisdom.

Son did not understand the wordings of father so he asked him Dad what is integrity?

father replied:" Integrity means keeping the promises even if you are losing"

Son :" and what is wisdom?"

Father:" Wisdom is that not give such promises".

Psychiatrist(doctor) and patient:sms

A patient went to the psychiarist and told " Doctor I feel I am double"
Psychiarist examined and did all the required test and then gave him double bill
Patient( Astonishingly) " why you have charged double"
Psychiatrist:" I checked two person" .

Great! beware of such psychiatrist

Two burglers in record room for theft:sms

Once two burglers entered the record room shop nervously waving the revolvers.
The first one shouted" nobodymove!"
After sometime his partner moved and the startled first one shot him.

poor second guy.

Nice conversation between doctor and patient:sms

Here is a part of nice conversation between the doctor and patient.Just have a glance at it.
Doctor:"humm your cough sounds much better today"
Patient:" Ya it should.I practised it whole night".
Hope you enjoyed it.

lady at swimming pool:sms

Once a lady went to swimming pool for swimming .
She started removing her clothes and was only in bra and bikini and was about to plunge in the pool
At that verge the security guard shouted "Ma'am today swimming pool is closed for maintainence so you cannot swim"
Lady ( very angrily) :"Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Guard:" There is no restirction for removing clothes "
Lady( felt shy) and just ran away with her clothes.

Ha .... ha ..... haaaa.........