Friendship compared to stars

Good friends are like stars…. You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

Footprints of friends

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.

Footprints of friends

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.

Thought of the day series sms wiki

Today's thought of the day
You will see the world as you are .

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Jaundiced eye sees yellow.

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House without good knowledgeable books is like a graveyard

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Those who can change their circumstances also can change their fate.

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Man is small but humanity is big thing.

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Man is small but humanity is big thing.

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Acceptence of your own ignorance about anything is your first step towards getting knowledge of the same thing.

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Beauty without modesty and good nature is a curse.

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An idle man is shatan's workshop.

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Forgiveness is always better than revenge.

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As you sow so shall you reap.

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Sound of doing work is even more than sound of words so be hardworking

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Laziness is the biggest enemy of humanity.

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Who can haress or harm a person who is cared buy GOD.

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Word can give you the fame and even the similar word can defame you.

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Patience is very bitter thing ,but the fruits of patience are very very sweet so be patient.

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Anger is a sign of your weakness so control your anger.

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Fame is not bounded by the support of words ,it is limitless.

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What is Egotism?
A person is running away from God and Godliness

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Life is the made up of hurdles and to fight out the hurdles is the real essence of life.

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Happiness is mother of all the good behavior pattern.

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You will see the world as you are

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An idle man is shatan's workshop.

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Patience is very bitter thing ,but the fruits of patience are very very sweet so be patient.

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Happiness is mother of all the

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Today's thought of the day
Each organism who has taken birth is entitled for mercy so be mercyfull.

SMS WIKI is starting thought of the day series

SMS WIKI is proud to announce the start of thought of the day series.
Todays thought.

Real art is true worship of God

What is the meaning of Funny?

What is meaning of funny?
Funny means
F-FUN
U-UNLIMITED ENTERTAINMENT
N-NON SENSORED
N-NON SENSE
Y-YEILDING

Hope this is funny for you.

When do you fail?

You do not fail when you are not able to accomplish a work which you were entitled to do,but you fail you are accept that you will not be able to do it.

Search of musty elephant:funny sms

Once forest department was in search of one musty elephant who had ran many animals injured and was running around.
He came across an ant who was sleeping.
When the ant saw him running she stopped him and asked" why are you running so fast"

Elephant replied" Forest department personels are after me and they are to catch me to send me to zoo"

Ant with pleasure" Don't worry man you can hide besides me it is safest place"

Happy Gurupurab to all of you from SMS WIKI

SMS WIKI wishes all of you Happy gurupurab.
Today Gurupurab is celebrated in memory of
Guru Nanak Saheb.

Friendship sms:Bondage of friendship

Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning Losing n Sharing
Winning your friends heart,
Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows.

Happy Halloween Day to all from SMS WIKI

Happy halloween's day to all of you from SMS WIKI .
May on this day you overcome
all the spirits prevalent
and make progress with fullflegged work.
May all the evil spirits remain absteined from you
and good spirits help you to win in your life.

Happy halloween day to all from SMS WIKI in advance

H-Horror and haunted spirits are sacked away
A-Allmighty God helps you to get ridd of evil spirits
L-Low spirited and weak persons are not allowed to celebrate this day
L-Lunatics enjoy this day
O-Offences allowed without causing harm to others like mask of ghost ,demon etc,
W-Welcome tricks and treats
E-Enjoy the day with fun and horror
E-Entertainment for all
N-Nights are more scary than day

Happy halloween's day

Diwali sms:Diwali message:Diwali greetings:Diwali

D-Do not disturb days
I-Important festival in India
W-Wish everyone on this occasion
A-Always celebrated with great enthusiasm
L-Low spirited persons become active
I-Immense enjoyment and refreshment period for indian.
happy diwali and happy new year from SMS WIKI

What is the meaning of Halloween's day and why it is celebrated ?

What is the meaning of Halloween's day and why it is celebrated ?
Halloween is derived form All hallows evening means All saints evening .
This day is celebrated as a mark of departture of evil spirits and gaining help of good spirits for well being of humanity
The day for all saints evening is know as halloween's day
Halloween's day is also marked by bonfire,jack o lantern,trick or treating,wearing costumes,haunted attractions etc.

Diwali sms:Diwali greetings:Diwali messages:Diwali pooja:Diwali effects:Diwali meaning

D-Dream fullfilling week
I-Illuminating festival
W-Workless time
A-Auspicious occasion
L-Lights everywhere
I-Inception of New year

Happy diwali and happy new year from SMS WIKI

Happy diwali:Diwali sms:Diwali greetings:Diwali message:Diwali songs:Diwali pictures:

Wish you soft as silk,
White as milk,
Sweet as honey,
Wealthy as kuber,
Happy New year from
SMS WIKI

Diwali sms:Diwali message:Diwali greetings:Diwali cards:Diwali songs:Diwali rangoli:Diwali photos:labh pacham sms

May this labh pacham you get,
all the desired wealth
and sound health whole the
year around.

Diwali sms:Diwali message:Diwali greetings:Diwali cards:Diwali songs:Diwali rangoli:Diwali photos:labh pancham

Diwali sms:Diwali message:Diwali greetings:Diwali cards:Diwali songs:Diwali rangoli:Diwali photos:

Diwali sms:diwali greetings:Diwali message:Diwali mail:Diwali songs:Diwali cards:Diwali gifts

Atmiya Shree

Dhanteras:
Shree kuber aapka Bhandar bharpur rakkhe.

Kali chaudas:
Asalfalta Dukh,Nirasha,Daridrata,Musibate
Aapse koso dur rahe,.

Diwali:
Pura sal aapke ghar me khusiyo ki roshni jagmage

New year:

Aanewala pura saal aapke liye sukhmayi ho
is subhkamna ke sath SMS WIKI ki taraf se aapko aur aapki family to bahut ,bahut
subhkamnaye.

Diwali sms:Diwali greetings:Diwali message:Diwali mail:Labh pacham sms:

Swarglok se laxmi,
brahmlok se Brahmaji,
Vaikunth se Vishnuji,
Kailash se mahadevji,
aur Prithvilok se SMS WIKI ki taraf se
Happy diwali and Happy New year

Diwali sms:Diwali greetings:Diwali message:Diwali mail:Diwali songs:Diwali pictures:New year sms:New year wish:

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be
happiness claim
As thwe mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning
glory,
fragerance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal
smile,
attached to a u mile after mile;
All the darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy
diwali.

Diwali sms:Diwali greetings:Diwali message:New year message:new year sms:

Millions of lamps illuminates
your life with endless joy
love ,prosperity,health &
wealth
Wishing you happy diwali and prosperous
New year.

Diwali sms:Diwali message:Diwali greetings:Diwali cards:Diwali pictures:

Apun wishing a
wonderfull
super duper
zabardast
xtra badhaiyaa
xtra special
ekdum mast n dinchak
bole to ekdum jhakas
*** Happy Diwali***

Diwali sms:diwali greetings:Diwali messages:Diwali mail:Diwali songs:

May divine light of diwali
spread into your life lots of
peace ,prosperity ,happiness
and good health.Wishing you
very happy diwali.

Diwali greetings:Diwali sms:Diwali message:Diwali mail:sms

Wish you and your family
joy and bright future
with this festival
of light.
Happy Diwali

Diwali sms,Diwali greetings,Diwali message,dhanteras sms,dhanteras message

Three people were asking
your mobile no.
I did not give them
instead I gave them your
home address
they are
SUKH
SHANTI
SAMRIDDHI
please welcome them to stay
with you foreever
happy diwali

Diwali sms:diwali greetings:Diwali message:Diwali mail

May millions of
lamps illuminate
your life with
endless joy,love,health,
wealth and happiness 4 ever

Diwali sms:Diwali Greetings:Diwali message:Diwali picture

May the divine
light of Diwali spread
into your life-peace,
prosperity,happiness and good health.
Happy Diwali

HAPPY DIWALI MESSAGE,DIWALI GREETINGS,DWALI WISHES:SMS

MAY LORD GANESH AND MAA LAXMI BLESS AL WITH GOOD HEALTH,ENOUGH WEALTH AND HAPPINESS.WISHING YOU ALL VERY HAPPY DIPAWALI(DIWALI)FROM SMS WIKI

Conversation between doctor and nurse:sms

Doctor: I love you sister!I would like to marry you!
Nurse: Sir,please don't call me sister . If you will call me sister how can I marry you?

Doctor: Oh Sister forget it ,just give me reply .Would you marry me?

Nurse: Yes if you you start calling me by my name instead of sister.

How to raise funds for running your blog?

I found out such a link and tried to check it out for something special about it.do you know what I found it was written over there :

This is the way you can earn money from your blog ,just write impressing titles and get more visitors to your blog .All are blogging for fun and money ($$$$).

As you came to my blog by reading the title similarly many will come and you will get $$$ .Isn't it funny.

Funda of success:sms wiki

Successfull people do not do different things what they do is they do the same thing in different manner.

This is the main theme of success in any field.

Sharad Poonam greetings to all of you from sms wiki

Happy Sharad poonam to all of you from sms wiki.

May this sharad poonam you flourish like full flourished moon and spread your brightness all over the world which does not hurt anybody and makes everybody happy and cool.

Many Many Happy wishes of sharad poonam from sms wiki

Thought of the day:sms

"My life is my message "

Mohandas karamchand Gandhi
Today is the birthday of great soul Mr.Gandhiji who is adored all over the world for his simplicity and his revoulountionary thoughts.
SMS WIKI wishes on this special occasion happy birthday to Mr. Gandhiji .

Tirffle between monkey and lion:sms

Once upon a time a monkey became crazy and was running like anything.He was so must that he did not even realised that he had slapped lion "the king of jungle".

Lion was very angry on the monkey and running after him to get hold of him so that he could punish the musty monkey.

While following the monkey he reached at one place where somebody was reading news paper .
Lion was very frustrated and asked him" Did you see the musty monkey ?"

That fellow told" The same one who had slapped the lion and ran away"

Lion was very ashamed and exclaimed" This spreaded so fast and has even been published in news papers" so he went back to the jungle in his cave very depressed.

( The fellow who gave the news was the same monkey who beat the lion )

Dusshera sms:Dusshera greetings:Dusshera message:sms

Wish u on this happy occasion with Navratna
$hanti
$hakti
$amruddhi
$afalta
$wasthya
$anman
$anskar
$araswati
$neh

Happy Dusshera

Daughter's day :sms

Daughter's are the angels sent from the heaven to take care of parents and siblings,who provide trust,love,affection and security to their siblings and parents.Daughter's are a symbol of love and sacrifice who are habituated to give.

Happy daughter's day

Long live daughter's

Happy daughter's day :daughter's day sms

Daughter's day sms.Message for daughter on daughter's day

Yun toh harr din khaas hai,
Jo mera pariwar mere saath hai,
Par aaj mujhe kuch kehna meri beti sae,
Mujhe garv hai usper aur uske har dard ka ahsaas hai!

Happy Daughter’s Day

Fear of death:sms

One person was very much afraid fo death and so he told " I am not afraid of death ,but only thing is that I do not want to be there at that time.

Navratri in our way:sms navratri sms,dusshera sms,

Significance of each letter in the word NAVRATRI


N NINE
A AVATARS
V VANITY QUEEN
R RELIGIOUS
A ALMIGHTY
T TRADITION
R RITUALS
I INDIAN

Durga puja sms:Navratri sms:Dusshera sms

How is Navratri for us?

N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
R-Ratjageshwari
A-Anand dayi
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anand mayi Maa


May Nav Durga bless u.

Durga puja :sms,sms on durga puja/kali puja

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.

May maa durga bless you

Happy navratri :sms Navratri wishes

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’

Id Mubarak to all our muslim readers from sms wiki

SMS WIKI wishes all our muslim readers id mubarak.Wish all of you very very very happy ramadan id .

May god bless you with all the blessings and you flourish with all colours in future .

Conversation between two persons:sms

First person to other:" Don't you think you are lazy?

Second person: " may be! I might be ,but how did you come to know?

First person: " You are behaving like me."

Husband and wife conversation:sms

A couple had just celebrated their 50th marriage anniversay and driving back to their home.While that time she told to her husband" Darling do you remember that we used to site close to each other while our courting period over fifty year's ago.
in reply to this her husband told " I have'nt moved!"

All occasions Cards Available:sms

One lady entered a shop who was displaying a banner in which it was written " Cards for all occasions"

Lady ver politely asked the sales girl" Do you have a card for a woman whose husband's vasectomy failed ."

Conversation between doctor and lawyer:sms

This is very nice conversation between lawyer and doctor

lawyer visited his doctor friend and told him that he is not feeling well.
Doctor after examining him " everything is fine with you and so you need not worry about anything.Be determined and do your work you will succeed and forget all your worries.He added" Where there is will there is way"
Lawyer interupped in between and said" Ya doctor I am searching for will of my grandfather father once I get it I will get the way "

Break Up Card:sms

Once a person who was in deep love with her girl friend since 4 yrs .They did not kno what was wrong ,but decided to break up.
He was thinking how would he announce his break up.and finally he decided to give break up party and invited all his friends .

One of his close friend asked him" Hi dude how would we wish you on break up party and also inquired about whether break up card was available with shop keeper .Unfortunately it was'nt.

Don't you think now it is high time to start making break up cards also.

Bondage of friendship:sms

You can take 100's of measures for making your enemy your friend,but do not try a single way that may make your friend your enemy.
Happy friendship bondage.

No light there!sms

Once a man was searching something in a pile of mud.
Another man passed by and asked" what are you searching for gentleman"
Previous man(while searching)"I am searching for my lost bracelet"
Another man" where did you loose it"

I lost at half km from here but there is no light over there so I am searching in the light."

Great brain ha!

What is full form of wife?:sms

What is full form of wife?
W: Willingly
I: Invited
F: for
E: Enjoyment

wait baby this is the meaning when you are newly married.
Do you know what happens when time passes.

here it goes
W:worries
I: invited
F: for
E: ever

These are the two facets of life of wife.
Hurray

What is your age?sms

Once upon a time a descent gentleman met a woman he thought he had seen her and tired to recall her name and asked her" Excuse me ma'am you are Ms. Disouza right.You are looking so gorgeous ,Can I know what age are you now?"

Lady" I am 30 yrs old"
Gentleman " I think you told me same when we met 5 yrs back"

What is your age?sms

Once upon a time a descent gentleman met a woman he thought he had seen her and tired to recall her name and asked her" Excuse me ma'am you are

I am big fan of Amitabh Bachchan:sms

One person said to other" I am big fan of Amitabh Bachchan.
Other replied" You are just near to me than why I feel so hot even though you are big fan"
Ha HA Ha HA ..........

What is difference between skill and intelligence?sms

What is the basic difference between skill and intelligence ?
Skill is to walk on a rope over Niagra falls
and intelligence is not to try it!!!!!!

What will happen if doctors start making films?sms

If doctors start making films then titles would be
Kabhi khashi kabhi Dum
Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
T.B. NO 1
Hum blood de chuke sanam
Maine M.B.B.S. kyu kiya
Ab tumhare hawale ye patient sathio
Hamara stethosope Aap ke paas hai,
etc.

What will happen if doctors start making films?sms

If doctors start making films then

A sign of goood wife :sms

The best sign of good wife
A good wife always forgives her husband when she knows that she is at fault.

What is similarity between marriage and divorse?:sms

Well have you ever thought that there could be similarity between marriage and divorse both strongly opposite words.
The similarity is that both of these begin with a man finding a woman who really understands him.

Happy teacher's day:sms

Every year 5th september is celebrated in india as teacher's day .In indian tradition GURU or teacher is considered to be at the highest level even higher than heaven( swargad api gariyasi) .Sms wiki salutes teachers on the teacher's day due to which we are so capable

Service provider sms

AIRTEL: crazy kiya Re
Idea: Ek Idea jo badle duniya
Reliance : Karlo Duniya Mutthi Me
BSNL: Sabse Sasta Sabse Acchha
Hutch: Beware of us we follow you everywhere.

losing wife could be very hard:sms

One man visited a funeral of another person's wife and during that time the man who lost his wife said" Losing a wife is really very hard"

The visitor man said" In my case it is really impossible"

Woman Climbing wooden ladder:sms

One man was climbing old wooden ladder to put something on roof nobody looked at him and bothered to take care that ladder does not slip away.Then after sometime one young lady with micro-mini skirt climbed the ladder to check whether everything was proper over there within a minute many persons gathered around the ladder( ofcourse males) and tried to be very close to the ladder(May be to her also).

Funny Is't or something else?

Happy Onam to all our kerala readers and others:sms

Happy Onam to all our keralite readers and all others.Enjoy onam with
Pookalam, ambrosial Onasadya, breathtaking Snake Boat Race and exotic Kaikottikali dance .
It is the festival which is celebrated for coming back of mahabali.

Hi want to know more about onam visit here

http://www.onamfestival.org/

A Desperate Husband's Cry:sms

Once a frustrated husband was having chat with his one friend He said" My wife dresses to kill,he added she cooks the same way."

Doctor and patient conversation:sms

Once A doctor was sitting free and an old lady entered his clinic with pain in her left leg.
Doctor told her to sit on examination table and examined her throughly and then prescribed medicines and told her that the pain was due to old age.
Lady (with fun) " Don't say like that doctor my right leg is as old as left one ,but I am having nothing wrong with it."

Michhami Dukkadam to all readers from SMS WIKI

SMS WIKI wishes all its readers and others Michhami Dukkadam .May this new year bring forth all the happiness and you flourish with all colours of the life.

Man Car and Woman:sms

This one is the nice one which is to be read well to be understood.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife then there are only two possibilities can you guess it.
Yes one of you guessed it right .

Either the car is new or the wife is new then only man will open the door of his car for wife.

Man's conversation with genie:sms

Once upon a time a man met genie and genie was happy with the man .He told him to ask whatever he wanted ,but there was one condition,the condition was that whatever he asks from the genie he would give him ,but the double amout of that will be recieved by the man.

The man thought for a while and said"Ok give me 100 million $$$ and make me half dead"

Genie was also impressed by the intelligence of man .Did you know how?
think over or read this message twice or thrice you will understand.

Sucessfull man:sms

A successfull man is the person who is able to earn more money than his wife could spend .
Contrary to it a successfull woman is the lady who is able to find out such a man.

Comedian to old lady:sms

Once upon a time a comedian met and old lady and dared to ask her" what is your age?
(It is trend in India that we do not ask the age of woman and salary of man.In both of these cases there are chances of being insulted)
Old lady very bluntly replied" My age is my business."

The comedian made a remark" It seems that ma'am you have been in the business since very long!

Well funny thing no. The exact answer according to question posted,

SMS WIKI wishes happy pateti to all the parsi fellows

SMS WIKI wishes happy pateti to all it's parsi fellows.Happy New Year to all of you.May this new year bring forth to you all the happiness and enthusiasm for you whole year and life.

Nomenclature of new born:sms

A baby boy was born to an British patriotic lady .She named him after whole British Cricket team
Now you might be eager to ask" why she did like that?"
Answer to this is very simple,she was not sure who was his father.

Husband and wife:sms

Husband shouted to his wife:" You just tell me where does the whole grocery money go?"
Wife replied (silently): Stand sideways and look into the mirror

Conversation between two men:sms

Two men were trying to make into a crowded cricket stadium minutes before the start of a vital match.
One of them turned to another and aasked him" Do you think we will be ever able to make in?"
Other replied" I certainly hope so," " I am the refree"

Interview of Man:sms

A man was asked by interviewer when he went to corporate office for a job " how would he feel if he had woman as a boss"
He replied " I would feel right at home"

Happy janmashtami to all of you:sms

Today is birthday of the greatest musician of the world lord krishna.He used to be most genius person who used to rule the world by his ability of making fun of serious matters.He had talent to convince people in the manner he wanted them to work.He was also very much famous among the Gopi's of vrundavan and all of them loved him very much.It is said that when he played the flute Gopi's became so much involved in that music that they forgot everything and just listened to the music and when the music stopped they again came to their senses.
He also played a great role in Mahabharata( the longest war in the history of world)
People call him as Kanhaiya or kanha.
His birthday is celebrated all over the India and also the world and is popularly known as janmashtami

The Lost Credit Card:sms

Once a man lost his credit card ,but he was happy and did not report to police for the loss .
Guess it why he did so?

Well he was happy because the theif was spending less than his wife and so he did not report the loss to police or bank authority

Most Happy Married Life:sms

Well I heard of one couple who lived together for seventy years without any arguement or quarrel .
Now you might be interested to know the secret of this couple's happy married life.

Don't be so impatient ,I am telling na!!!!!!!




So the secret was " They were using same hearing aid"

N.B. : We all need to implement this hearing aid tool not like they did,but when one partner speaks other should be quiet then there will be no arguement.Don't you think divorce will stop suddenly and also practise of divorce lawyer.

Thought of the day:sms

Openions are like wrist watches.
Everyone's watch shows different time from others,
but everyone believes that his time is correct.......

Remember this and try to implement it so that you will have less conflicts in life.

Theme of success:sms

This is nice quote which I recieved on my mobile as sms and thought to share with you all.
Sometimes you have to fall from the mountain,
to realise what you are climbing for

It is one liner ,but has lots of things to tell.It means that what ever heights you achieve you must not forget your roots and if you want your success to be maintained then always be down to earth so that if at all you fail at some level then you are not frustrated.

Success Funda:sms

Everyday remind yourself of your own ability,
of your good mind and ability and affirm that ,
you can make something really good out of your life.
This will surely lead you to success.

When you are dead?:sms

You will not die until real death if you follow this

Sleeping is temporary death,
Death is permanent sleep,
So everyday is your birthday,
Because you are born after temporary death,
Enjoy everyday and be better with yourself and other

Happy life journey

Friendship bondage example:sms

Here is the meaning of friendship explained in the terms of foot wear.

Friends are like shoes,
Some loose and some tight and some fit just right.
They help you walk through life>>>>>

Try to become of my size,

Breach of promise:sms

Lawyer deals with the tailor

Lawyer:I have sued you for not delivering my trousers on time

Tailor : On what ground?

lawyer: Breeches of promise.


Great lawyer and poor tailor.

Pickpocket's rescue :sms

Once a person was standing at busstop and one person put his hand in that person's pocket.

He yelled" why did you put hand in my pocket?"

Pickpocket" I beg your pardon Sir.I am so absentmimded.I used to have a pair of pants as just you are wearing"

Signs of becoming old:sms

When you should know that you have become old.

When
you don't care where your wife goes as long as you don't go with her

Obesity in Round figures:sms

A magazine has explained the spread of obesity in very funny manner.

An american magazine reported that there were 10 million overweight people in US and ofcourse that is in round figures

Conversation In heaven:sms

Three friends died in a car crash and went to heaven.Once they reached the heaven they all were combinedly asked one question which was like this:" when you are in your casket and friends and family members are mourning around you ,what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first man answered," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second one said,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference to our children."

The last one said,"I would like to hear them saying ......LOOK HE IS MOVING!!!!!"

Great one is'nt it.

I think everybody of you would like to be like the last person

Father and son conversation:sms

Father was on deathbed and while passing the controls of his assets he told his son:"Son ,In business you need to keep two things one integrety and other wisdom.

Son did not understand the wordings of father so he asked him Dad what is integrity?

father replied:" Integrity means keeping the promises even if you are losing"

Son :" and what is wisdom?"

Father:" Wisdom is that not give such promises".

An interview with 99yrs old young man by reporter

This is a nice quote which I would like to share with you all on sms-wiki.blogspot.com

A reporter was interviewing a man on his 99th birthday.
He said:" I certainly hope I can come back next year and see you reach the century mark."
Man(99yrs old man) replied:" Can't see any reason why not,young man.You look healthy enough to me."

hope you do not face such a situation in life being a reporter

Conversation between husband and wife:sms

Once A couple had a long quarrel .This is the conversation between husband and wife.

After quarrel wife said to husband:"You know .I was fool at the time of marriage that I married you."

Husband:" Yes dear ,but I was in love with you and did not notice it."

Great one isn't it.

Salesman to Housewife:sms

Once a door to door salesman said to one housewife: Ma'am let me show you the thing which your neighbour said that you could not afford .

Hope you understand that what that housewife might have done with that item

Ya you guessed right .She purchased it at double the original price.
Genius salesman and poor housewife

Doctor and Patient Conversation:sms

This is a nice conversation between doctor(psychiatrist) and patient.

Patient(to doctor): " Doctor , you have got to help me.My wife thinks she is an elevator."
Psychiatrist( routinely):Ok, bring her in to see me."
Patient( somewhat distressed):" I can't .She does not stop at this floor.'

Patient and Doctor conversation:sms

After completion of annual physical check up patient asked to doctor:" Well, Doctor how do I stand ?"
Doctor( While thinking):That's what puzzles me!"

Psychiatrist(doctor) and patient:sms

A patient went to the psychiarist and told " Doctor I feel I am double"
Psychiarist examined and did all the required test and then gave him double bill
Patient( Astonishingly) " why you have charged double"
Psychiatrist:" I checked two person" .

Great! beware of such psychiatrist

Two burglers in record room for theft:sms

Once two burglers entered the record room shop nervously waving the revolvers.
The first one shouted" nobodymove!"
After sometime his partner moved and the startled first one shot him.

poor second guy.

Funny letter:sms

Once upon a time one person recieved a letter from government office which read as follows
"Beginning from june 1998 your assistance benefits will be discontinued .......
Reason : it has been reported to our office that you expired on 1st may 1998 .
thanks,"
________ letter from department of health and public aid.

How to make sculpture of elephant?:sms

This is the message which I read somewhere and thought to share with you all
An artist who gave a foolproof method for making sculpture of elephant:
" first you get a huge block of granite,then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant"

How simple to make a sculpture of elephant isn't it. then try it out once

Nice conversation between doctor and patient:sms

Here is a part of nice conversation between the doctor and patient.Just have a glance at it.
Doctor:"humm your cough sounds much better today"
Patient:" Ya it should.I practised it whole night".
Hope you enjoyed it.

Never consider kid for kidding:sms

You should never consider kid as a kid,if you do be ready for some absurd reply.
Once a person saw a kid eating an apple.Note the conversation between them.
Kind neighbour to kid eating an apple:" Son ,look out for the worms while eating"
Kid:"You need not worry worms have to take care of themselves when I am eating apple"

So from now onwards beware kids are no more kids they are very intelligent persons.

lady at swimming pool:sms

Once a lady went to swimming pool for swimming .
She started removing her clothes and was only in bra and bikini and was about to plunge in the pool
At that verge the security guard shouted "Ma'am today swimming pool is closed for maintainence so you cannot swim"
Lady ( very angrily) :"Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Guard:" There is no restirction for removing clothes "
Lady( felt shy) and just ran away with her clothes.

Ha .... ha ..... haaaa.........

Love Defination:sms

What is love?

ISHQ IBADAT HAI ISE KHONE MAT DENA
BEWAFAI GUNAH HAI ISE HONE MAT DENA
AGAR APNE BHI KISI SE PYAR KIYA PYAR KIYA HO
TO KHUDA KI KASAM USE RONE MAT DENA

Current condition of pakistan:sms

Nice comment on today's current situation of pakistan.It is represented over here as sms.

In 1947 pakistani people said"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
In 2009 pakistani people are saying-"PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG".


Hope you understand everything from this.

Friendship in common manner:sms

Here is another short description about friendship.


Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and forever.

Importance of small:sms

Here it is nice message through which you can understand the importance of small things in life.(sms)

Smaller things upset more than bigger ones in life
You can be on the top of mountain ,
but you cannot be on the tip of needle .
That's the fact which we all have to except in life

Sardar at International petrol pump:sms

Once sardar went to one international petrol pump to fill petrol in his car

Rate of petrol was $ 2.66/gallon

Sardar( to petrolpump personel) :Fill 2 gallons of petrol.
petrolpump personel filled the petrol as told by sardar

Sardar handed over $ 6 to the petrolpump personel

Petrolpump personel:Give me change

Sardar ( slapped the petrolpump personel) why?????????????

Sardar thought petrolpump personel was gay and was asking for sexual relationship with him


Poor petrolpump personel!

Matrimonial add :sms

This is a nice thing which I recieved on my mobile once and I thought I should share it with you all.
A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar".

Hope you enjoyed this matrimonial ad.

English self test :sms

This is nice sms to test your english language knowledge

Check it out how good ur English is.

Now a Beggar begs...
Lover loves....
and a Fakir??


also begs.
But I liked the way u think.

A sweet warning against anti-smoking and anti-alcohol:sms

There should be a way to express each and everything and so liked this quote and thought to share with you all.It is very pleasant campaign message for anti-smoking and anti-alcohol .You just read it surely you would enjoy it.s

This is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day, you will loose all your friends, They will all die and you will be left alone.

Sardar doing sex with wife: sms

Sardar was doing sex with his wife on the first night of their marriage

Suddenly his bed started rocking ( sardar frieghtened ) and started to run away from the room.

His wife asked him( being astonished): "why are you running?

Sardar( frieghtened) :You also run if you want to save your life ?Earthquake is coming.
displaying the bed which was shaking.
ha .... ha.... ha......

All about Santa's dream:sms

This is very nice dream of santa a sardar and his reaction upon that
One day Santa had a Dream that Somebody Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
?
?
?
Because ICICI says(slogan of company), "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE"

Want to flatter anybody here is how you can do it:sms

This is very nice short message which you can send to flatter your friend and make him/her happy atleast for a day.

You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

take it easy it may happen with you can even try this with someone who is your friend,
happy teasing

Girl deals with Sardar Shopkeeper:sms

Once this conversation was noticed between A girl and sardar Shopkeeper of hosiery store

A descent girl enters sardar's shop and Says" Show me underwear"

Sardar was so much ashamed (being ashamed ) he replied" Sorry Ma'am ! I forgot to put on underwear today" .

Brief conversation between teacher and student:sms

This is very nice conversation between teacher and student and I liked it and thought to share with you all

Chemistry teacher to student:-Eddie tell me what is nitrate?

Eddie:-( being ashamed) Sir my night rate is 250$ +room charge

Test Your love in mobile language:sms

Here is a simple way to test your love

FRIENDSHIP TEST.
Call if You Love Me.
MisCall if you are true friend
SMS Back if you Care Me
Just Ignore if you Hate Me.

Ha really nice know just try it with someone with whom you have realtions.
best of luck

What would sherlock holmes do with tooth brush in his mouth?

What would sherlock holmes do with tooth brush in his mouth?
Think over ...


Think over...


Think over.....



Still thnking .....


Don't waste your time and brain it is very simple


He would wash his teeth

What is the basic difference between male and female

Well have your ever thought of this thing?

What is the basic difference between male and female?

Don't know it is very very simple.

Answer: Males are lacking fe ( The feminine character)

Great brain haa ha aha ha

About missing" F " of friendship in Life:sms

This is very nice sms in which it has been described about importance of friendship in life

Life is a LIE when F is missing .Here "F" stands for friendship.
Always try to become f for anybody and complete the life of your friend.

Conversation of nurse and patient:sms

This is very nice conversation between a nurse and admited patient

Patient to Nurse( happily): Dear Nurse you have stolen my heart .I love you so much

Nurse( being ashamed): What you are flattering we have stolen your kidney not heart


ha ha ha ha aha aa .......

Free Restaurant:sms

One person went to the restaurant for eating

He saw two boards
first one :Normal charges
second One :50% discount

He entered second door
there again he found two doors
first door: pay now
second: pay later


He entered the second door
there he found only one door where it was written Exit and he came out of the restuarant.

Hopeless Love : sms

This is very fine quote which you would definately like it
If you fall in the river ,
there is boat to save you,
if you fall in the well ,
there is rope to save you,
If you fall in love ,
there is no hope and nothing can save you.

Sardar On bicycle:sms

Sardar was going on bicylce and while driving he banged with a lady.
Lady:Can't you blow the ring ?
Sardar :I had blown whole bicycle on you do I need to blow the ring of bicycle now?

How to avoid accidents?

How to avoid accidents?
There is very simple way to avoid accidents.

Accidents are waiting to happen let them wait

Conversation Between Husband and wife:sms

This is nice conversation between husband and wife
Husband(from office on phone): Darling what have you made in dinner for today?
Wife(Angrily): Poison
Husband( changing tone) : Ok darling today I am busy in meeting and will be late and will have to take dinner with the party.,So you just take the dinner and sleep soundly ,bye
take care,

Ha Ha Ha ........

Friendship explained :sms

Who is your true friend?

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

Cricketer Sardar's Musings:sms

Sardar to his wife on his marriage's first night (Sardar is a cricket Player (bowler)):Please tell me very frankly that I am the first person with whom you are having relations.

Sardar' wife: Don't say like that .You don't know bowler's never get chance to open the innings.

Essense of life:How to work out ?

Everyone starts out with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of expierience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs off....

Essense of life:How to work out ?

Everyone starts out with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of expierience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs off....

Essense of life:How to work out ?

Everyone starts out with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of expierience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs off....

Love message: I miss you

This is the most simple love message which can be easily remembered .

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"

Welcome to love.com:sms

This is very funny sms which I read somewhere thought to share with you just go through it

WELCOME TO
www.love.com

Enter
Username : XYZ

Type password********

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please wait while page is loading....

It may take several minutes depending on speed of your browser...


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Sorry you have crossed the age of love


Try


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My way to express myself:sms

Who says what?

Money says EARN me .
Time says PLAN me .
Flower says LOVE me.
Study says LEARN me.
SMS says SEND me.
& I say REMEMBER me

What is a friend?

Here is friendship explained in brief

Friends are like shoes,

some loose and some tight,

and some fit just right.

They help you to walk

through the life.

thanks for being of my size.

Friendship in terms of money

Here is how one person looks love in terms of finance

Love is a DEBIT CARD..
Life is a CREDIT CARD..
Wife is a VISA CARD..
Lover is a ATM CARD..
But,FRIENDSHIP is a WARRANTY CARD

What is Friendship?

Here is a breif discription of value of friendship.

A good friendship does not depend.
on how good understanding we have...
But it depends on how better.
we avoid Misunderstandings.

How Does Sardar Express His love

Once a sardarji Doctor fall in Love with a Nurse.He decided to express his love first time to nurse by writing a letter to the nurse. Do you know how did he expressed it. He wrote  a love letter to the Nurse as follows     "I Love U  sister...."

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From Chandigarh to Chennai - find friends all over India. Click here.

Boy's room before and after marriage

Things In.
Boy's Room Before Marriage;.
Deoderant
Perfume.
Loveletter.
Gifts.
Cards.
Condom.
Sex Books.


After Marriage.
Balm.
Painkiller.
LoanPaper
Toys
?Divorse papers

Friendship :Explained in simple manner Hindi

माना दोस्ती का रीश्ता खून का नही होता
लेकीन खुन के रीश्ते से कम भी नही होता
दोस्ती मे एक बात मुझे समझ नही आती है
दोस्त मे लाख बुराई हो उसमे अच्छाई ही क्यु नजर आती है
दोस्त बीठाता है आपको सर आखो पर
आपकी सारी परेशानी लेता है अपने उपर
आप की गलती सारी दुनीयासे चुपाता है
खुद के अच्छे कामो का शेर्य भी आपही को देता है
दोस्त होता है ऐसे
दीयो के लीये बाती जैसे
अन्धो के लीये लाठी जैसे
प्यासे के लीये पानी जैसे
बच्चे के लीये नानी जैसे
दीयो के लीये बाती जैसे
लेखक के लीये कलम जैसे
बीमार के लीये मलम जैसे
कुभार के लीये माती जैसे
कीसान के लीये खेती जैसे
भ्कत के लीये वरदान जैसे
मरने वाले के लीये जीवनदान जैसे
अन्त मे आप से एक ही बात है कहना
दोस्त को बुरा लगे ऐसा कोई काम ना करना
खुद भी खुश रहना और दोस्तो को भी रखना
चाहे कीतनी भी बडी मुशकील हो दोस्त का साथ ना छोडना
जाते जाते मेरी एक बीन्ती है आप से
अपने प्यारे दोस्त को ये कवीता जरुर सुनाना
मैने तो मेरा फ़र्ज नीभाया
अब आप्को है अपना नीभाना

This message is from Mr.Deepak Sharma's collection

Love Quote hindi sms

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

What is Message?

Message Ek Masti he.
Ye call se sasti he.
Nind ko Udati he.
Khoon ko Jalati he.
Dimag ko pakati he.
per.Apko Humari.Yad Dilati Hai

Love Phenomena sms

This is how one lover sees the love phenomena calender wise
JANUARY:Rose.
FEBRUARY:Propose.
MARCH:Gift.
APRIL:Lift.
MAY:Chatting.
JUNE:Dating.
JULY:Miss U.
AUGUST:Kiss U.
SEPTEMBER:Sex.
OCTOBER:Ex.
NOVEMBER:Relax.
DECEMBER:Next...!

Interview with Sardar

Interviewer: Which is your birthday?
Sardar : 15th December
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oh Stupid,It comes every year.

Conversation Between Sardar and Police

Police: You are to be hanged till death tommorow at 5.00 am
Sardar:( laughing)Ha Ha Ha Ha
Police: Why are you laughing?
Sardar : I wake up at 9.00 am.!

What is the difference between friendship and love?

In Mobile terms we differentiate friendship and love in following manner

love is like a missed call
it stops while you try to catch it
But friendship is like sms because
it comes and stays inside your inbox

What is the difference between wife,lover,girlfriend,ex-girlfriend

What is the difference between
Girlfriend
Lover
Wife
Ex-friend
?
It is as simple as mobile terms
Girlfriend is prepaid
Lover is postpaid
Wife is lifetime
Ex-Girlfriend is missed call

Conversation Between teacher and student

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: A tennis Player.
Teacher: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: A penis Player.

Why wife is called Begum?

Why wife is called Begum?
Wife is called Begum( be: without ,gum: sorrow)
because all the gum (sorrow) comes in the fate of husband and hence wife is known as begum means without sorrow.

Conversation Between Arab and Marwadi

Arab: Wanted blood tansfusion due to blood loss.
Marwadi: I will give it and gives blood to arab.
Arab: Gives 1000 dinars to marwari on being happy.
Marwadi: (excited) thank you!

Arab : Again needs blood .
Marwadi : donates blood
Arab: Gives him one rupee
Marwadi: ( surprised!) why?

Arab: Now I have your blood in my body.