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Sunday, May 31, 2009

What is Message?

Message Ek Masti he.
Ye call se sasti he.
Nind ko Udati he.
Khoon ko Jalati he.
Dimag ko pakati he.
per.Apko Humari.Yad Dilati Hai

Love Phenomena sms

This is how one lover sees the love phenomena calender wise
JANUARY:Rose.
FEBRUARY:Propose.
MARCH:Gift.
APRIL:Lift.
MAY:Chatting.
JUNE:Dating.
JULY:Miss U.
AUGUST:Kiss U.
SEPTEMBER:Sex.
OCTOBER:Ex.
NOVEMBER:Relax.
DECEMBER:Next...!

Interview with Sardar

Interviewer: Which is your birthday?
Sardar : 15th December
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oh Stupid,It comes every year.

Conversation Between Sardar and Police

Police: You are to be hanged till death tommorow at 5.00 am
Sardar:( laughing)Ha Ha Ha Ha
Police: Why are you laughing?
Sardar : I wake up at 9.00 am.!

What is the difference between friendship and love?

In Mobile terms we differentiate friendship and love in following manner

love is like a missed call
it stops while you try to catch it
But friendship is like sms because
it comes and stays inside your inbox

What is the difference between wife,lover,girlfriend,ex-girlfriend

What is the difference between
Girlfriend
Lover
Wife
Ex-friend
?
It is as simple as mobile terms
Girlfriend is prepaid
Lover is postpaid
Wife is lifetime
Ex-Girlfriend is missed call



Conversation Between teacher and student

Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: A tennis Player.
Teacher: Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: A penis Player.

Why wife is called Begum?

Why wife is called Begum?
Wife is called Begum( be: without ,gum: sorrow)
because all the gum (sorrow) comes in the fate of husband and hence wife is known as begum means without sorrow.

Conversation Between Arab and Marwadi

Arab: Wanted blood tansfusion due to blood loss.
Marwadi: I will give it and gives blood to arab.
Arab: Gives 1000 dinars to marwari on being happy.
Marwadi: (excited) thank you!

Arab : Again needs blood .
Marwadi : donates blood
Arab: Gives him one rupee
Marwadi: ( surprised!) why?

Arab: Now I have your blood in my body.
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