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Monday, June 29, 2009

Want to flatter anybody here is how you can do it:sms

This is very nice short message which you can send to flatter your friend and make him/her happy atleast for a day.

You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

take it easy it may happen with you can even try this with someone who is your friend,
happy teasing

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Girl deals with Sardar Shopkeeper:sms

Once this conversation was noticed between A girl and sardar Shopkeeper of hosiery store

A descent girl enters sardar's shop and Says" Show me underwear"

Sardar was so much ashamed (being ashamed ) he replied" Sorry Ma'am ! I forgot to put on underwear today" .

Friday, June 26, 2009

Brief conversation between teacher and student:sms

This is very nice conversation between teacher and student and I liked it and thought to share with you all

Chemistry teacher to student:-Eddie tell me what is nitrate?

Eddie:-( being ashamed) Sir my night rate is 250$ +room charge

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Test Your love in mobile language:sms

Here is a simple way to test your love

Call if You Love Me.
MisCall if you are true friend
SMS Back if you Care Me
Just Ignore if you Hate Me.

Ha really nice know just try it with someone with whom you have realtions.
best of luck

Monday, June 22, 2009

What would sherlock holmes do with tooth brush in his mouth?

What would sherlock holmes do with tooth brush in his mouth?
Think over ...

Think over...

Think over.....

Still thnking .....

Don't waste your time and brain it is very simple

He would wash his teeth

What is the basic difference between male and female

Well have your ever thought of this thing?

What is the basic difference between male and female?

Don't know it is very very simple.

Answer: Males are lacking fe ( The feminine character)

Great brain haa ha aha ha

Saturday, June 20, 2009

About missing" F " of friendship in Life:sms

This is very nice sms in which it has been described about importance of friendship in life

Life is a LIE when F is missing .Here "F" stands for friendship.
Always try to become f for anybody and complete the life of your friend.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Conversation of nurse and patient:sms

This is very nice conversation between a nurse and admited patient

Patient to Nurse( happily): Dear Nurse you have stolen my heart .I love you so much

Nurse( being ashamed): What you are flattering we have stolen your kidney not heart

ha ha ha ha aha aa .......

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Free Restaurant:sms

One person went to the restaurant for eating

He saw two boards
first one :Normal charges
second One :50% discount

He entered second door
there again he found two doors
first door: pay now
second: pay later

He entered the second door
there he found only one door where it was written Exit and he came out of the restuarant.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Hopeless Love : sms

This is very fine quote which you would definately like it
If you fall in the river ,
there is boat to save you,
if you fall in the well ,
there is rope to save you,
If you fall in love ,
there is no hope and nothing can save you.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Sardar On bicycle:sms

Sardar was going on bicylce and while driving he banged with a lady.
Lady:Can't you blow the ring ?
Sardar :I had blown whole bicycle on you do I need to blow the ring of bicycle now?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

How to avoid accidents?

How to avoid accidents?
There is very simple way to avoid accidents.

Accidents are waiting to happen let them wait

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Conversation Between Husband and wife:sms

This is nice conversation between husband and wife
Husband(from office on phone): Darling what have you made in dinner for today?
Wife(Angrily): Poison
Husband( changing tone) : Ok darling today I am busy in meeting and will be late and will have to take dinner with the party.,So you just take the dinner and sleep soundly ,bye
take care,

Ha Ha Ha ........

Friday, June 12, 2009

Friendship explained :sms

Who is your true friend?

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Cricketer Sardar's Musings:sms

Sardar to his wife on his marriage's first night (Sardar is a cricket Player (bowler)):Please tell me very frankly that I am the first person with whom you are having relations.

Sardar' wife: Don't say like that .You don't know bowler's never get chance to open the innings.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Essense of life:How to work out ?

Everyone starts out with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of expierience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs off....

Essense of life:How to work out ?

Everyone starts out with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of expierience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs off....

Essense of life:How to work out ?

Everyone starts out with a full bag of luck
and an empty bag of expierience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience
before the luck runs off....

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Love message: I miss you

This is the most simple love message which can be easily remembered .
oops! i miss "U"

Monday, June 8, 2009

Welcome to

This is very funny sms which I read somewhere thought to share with you just go through it


Username : XYZ

Type password********


please wait while page is loading....

It may take several minutes depending on speed of your browser...

processing ......

please wait while page is loading .....



Sorry you have crossed the age of love


Sunday, June 7, 2009

My way to express myself:sms

Who says what?
Money says EARN me .
Time says PLAN me .
Flower says LOVE me.
Study says LEARN me.
SMS says SEND me.
& I say REMEMBER me

Saturday, June 6, 2009

What is a friend?

Here is friendship explained in brief
Friends are like shoes,
some loose and some tight,
and some fit just right.
They help you to walk
through the life.
thanks for being of my size.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Friendship in terms of money

Here is how one person looks love in terms of finance
Love is a DEBIT CARD..
Life is a CREDIT CARD..
Wife is a VISA CARD..
Lover is a ATM CARD..

Thursday, June 4, 2009

What is Friendship?

Here is a breif discription of value of friendship.
A good friendship does not depend.
on how good understanding we have...
But it depends on how better.
we avoid Misunderstandings.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

How Does Sardar Express His love

Once a sardarji Doctor fall in Love with a Nurse.He decided to express his love first time to nurse by writing a letter to the nurse.
Do you know how did he expressed it.

He wrote  a love letter to the Nurse as follows

  "I Love U  sister...."

From Chandigarh to Chennai - find friends all over India. Click here.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Boy's room before and after marriage

Things In.
Boy's Room Before Marriage;.
Sex Books.

After Marriage.
?Divorse papers

Friendship :Explained in simple manner Hindi

माना दोस्ती का रीश्ता खून का नही होता
लेकीन खुन के रीश्ते से कम भी नही होता
दोस्ती मे एक बात मुझे समझ नही आती है
दोस्त मे लाख बुराई हो उसमे अच्छाई ही क्यु नजर आती है
दोस्त बीठाता है आपको सर आखो पर
आपकी सारी परेशानी लेता है अपने उपर
आप की गलती सारी दुनीयासे चुपाता है
खुद के अच्छे कामो का शेर्य भी आपही को देता है
दोस्त होता है ऐसे
दीयो के लीये बाती जैसे
अन्धो के लीये लाठी जैसे
प्यासे के लीये पानी जैसे
बच्चे के लीये नानी जैसे
दीयो के लीये बाती जैसे
लेखक के लीये कलम जैसे
बीमार के लीये मलम जैसे
कुभार के लीये माती जैसे
कीसान के लीये खेती जैसे
भ्कत के लीये वरदान जैसे
मरने वाले के लीये जीवनदान जैसे
अन्त मे आप से एक ही बात है कहना
दोस्त को बुरा लगे ऐसा कोई काम ना करना
खुद भी खुश रहना और दोस्तो को भी रखना
चाहे कीतनी भी बडी मुशकील हो दोस्त का साथ ना छोडना
जाते जाते मेरी एक बीन्ती है आप से
अपने प्यारे दोस्त को ये कवीता जरुर सुनाना
मैने तो मेरा फ़र्ज नीभाया
अब आप्को है अपना नीभाना

This message is from Mr.Deepak Sharma's collection

Love Quote hindi sms

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
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