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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Tirffle between monkey and lion:sms

Once upon a time a monkey became crazy and was running like anything.He was so must that he did not even realised that he had slapped lion "the king of jungle".

Lion was very angry on the monkey and running after him to get hold of him so that he could punish the musty monkey.

While following the monkey he reached at one place where somebody was reading news paper .
Lion was very frustrated and asked him" Did you see the musty monkey ?"

That fellow told" The same one who had slapped the lion and ran away"

Lion was very ashamed and exclaimed" This spreaded so fast and has even been published in news papers" so he went back to the jungle in his cave very depressed.

( The fellow who gave the news was the same monkey who beat the lion )

Monday, September 28, 2009

Dusshera sms:Dusshera greetings:Dusshera message:sms

Wish u on this happy occasion with Navratna

Happy Dusshera

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Daughter's day :sms

Daughter's are the angels sent from the heaven to take care of parents and siblings,who provide trust,love,affection and security to their siblings and parents.Daughter's are a symbol of love and sacrifice who are habituated to give.

Happy daughter's day

Long live daughter's

Happy daughter's day :daughter's day sms

Daughter's day sms.Message for daughter on daughter's day

Yun toh harr din khaas hai,
Jo mera pariwar mere saath hai,
Par aaj mujhe kuch kehna meri beti sae,
Mujhe garv hai usper aur uske har dard ka ahsaas hai!

Happy Daughter’s Day

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Fear of death:sms

One person was very much afraid fo death and so he told " I am not afraid of death ,but only thing is that I do not want to be there at that time.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Navratri in our way:sms navratri sms,dusshera sms,

Significance of each letter in the word NAVRATRI


Thursday, September 24, 2009

Durga puja sms:Navratri sms:Dusshera sms

How is Navratri for us?

N-Nav chetna
A-Akhand jyoti
V-Vighna nashak
A-Anand dayi
T-Trikal darshi
R-Rakshan karti
A-Anand mayi Maa

May Nav Durga bless u.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Durga puja :sms,sms on durga puja/kali puja

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.

May maa durga bless you

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Happy navratri :sms Navratri wishes

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….

Monday, September 21, 2009

Id Mubarak to all our muslim readers from sms wiki

SMS WIKI wishes all our muslim readers id mubarak.Wish all of you very very very happy ramadan id .

May god bless you with all the blessings and you flourish with all colours in future .

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Conversation between two persons:sms

First person to other:" Don't you think you are lazy?

Second person: " may be! I might be ,but how did you come to know?

First person: " You are behaving like me."

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Husband and wife conversation:sms

A couple had just celebrated their 50th marriage anniversay and driving back to their home.While that time she told to her husband" Darling do you remember that we used to site close to each other while our courting period over fifty year's ago.
in reply to this her husband told " I have'nt moved!"

Friday, September 18, 2009

All occasions Cards Available:sms

One lady entered a shop who was displaying a banner in which it was written " Cards for all occasions"

Lady ver politely asked the sales girl" Do you have a card for a woman whose husband's vasectomy failed ."

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Conversation between doctor and lawyer:sms

This is very nice conversation between lawyer and doctor

lawyer visited his doctor friend and told him that he is not feeling well.
Doctor after examining him " everything is fine with you and so you need not worry about anything.Be determined and do your work you will succeed and forget all your worries.He added" Where there is will there is way"
Lawyer interupped in between and said" Ya doctor I am searching for will of my grandfather father once I get it I will get the way "

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Break Up Card:sms

Once a person who was in deep love with her girl friend since 4 yrs .They did not kno what was wrong ,but decided to break up.
He was thinking how would he announce his break up.and finally he decided to give break up party and invited all his friends .

One of his close friend asked him" Hi dude how would we wish you on break up party and also inquired about whether break up card was available with shop keeper .Unfortunately it was'nt.

Don't you think now it is high time to start making break up cards also.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Bondage of friendship:sms

You can take 100's of measures for making your enemy your friend,but do not try a single way that may make your friend your enemy.
Happy friendship bondage.

Monday, September 14, 2009

No light there!sms

Once a man was searching something in a pile of mud.
Another man passed by and asked" what are you searching for gentleman"
Previous man(while searching)"I am searching for my lost bracelet"
Another man" where did you loose it"

I lost at half km from here but there is no light over there so I am searching in the light."

Great brain ha!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

What is full form of wife?:sms

What is full form of wife?
W: Willingly
I: Invited
F: for
E: Enjoyment

wait baby this is the meaning when you are newly married.
Do you know what happens when time passes.

here it goes
I: invited
F: for
E: ever

These are the two facets of life of wife.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

What is your age?sms

Once upon a time a descent gentleman met a woman he thought he had seen her and tired to recall her name and asked her" Excuse me ma'am you are Ms. Disouza right.You are looking so gorgeous ,Can I know what age are you now?"

Lady" I am 30 yrs old"
Gentleman " I think you told me same when we met 5 yrs back"

What is your age?sms

Once upon a time a descent gentleman met a woman he thought he had seen her and tired to recall her name and asked her" Excuse me ma'am you are

Friday, September 11, 2009

I am big fan of Amitabh Bachchan:sms

One person said to other" I am big fan of Amitabh Bachchan.
Other replied" You are just near to me than why I feel so hot even though you are big fan"
Ha HA Ha HA ..........

Thursday, September 10, 2009

What is difference between skill and intelligence?sms

What is the basic difference between skill and intelligence ?
Skill is to walk on a rope over Niagra falls
and intelligence is not to try it!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

What will happen if doctors start making films?sms

If doctors start making films then titles would be
Kabhi khashi kabhi Dum
Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
T.B. NO 1
Hum blood de chuke sanam
Maine M.B.B.S. kyu kiya
Ab tumhare hawale ye patient sathio
Hamara stethosope Aap ke paas hai,

What will happen if doctors start making films?sms

If doctors start making films then

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A sign of goood wife :sms

The best sign of good wife
A good wife always forgives her husband when she knows that she is at fault.

Monday, September 7, 2009

What is similarity between marriage and divorse?:sms

Well have you ever thought that there could be similarity between marriage and divorse both strongly opposite words.
The similarity is that both of these begin with a man finding a woman who really understands him.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Happy teacher's day:sms

Every year 5th september is celebrated in india as teacher's day .In indian tradition GURU or teacher is considered to be at the highest level even higher than heaven( swargad api gariyasi) .Sms wiki salutes teachers on the teacher's day due to which we are so capable

Friday, September 4, 2009

Service provider sms

AIRTEL: crazy kiya Re
Idea: Ek Idea jo badle duniya
Reliance : Karlo Duniya Mutthi Me
BSNL: Sabse Sasta Sabse Acchha
Hutch: Beware of us we follow you everywhere.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

losing wife could be very hard:sms

One man visited a funeral of another person's wife and during that time the man who lost his wife said" Losing a wife is really very hard"

The visitor man said" In my case it is really impossible"

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Woman Climbing wooden ladder:sms

One man was climbing old wooden ladder to put something on roof nobody looked at him and bothered to take care that ladder does not slip away.Then after sometime one young lady with micro-mini skirt climbed the ladder to check whether everything was proper over there within a minute many persons gathered around the ladder( ofcourse males) and tried to be very close to the ladder(May be to her also).

Funny Is't or something else?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Happy Onam to all our kerala readers and others:sms

Happy Onam to all our keralite readers and all others.Enjoy onam with
Pookalam, ambrosial Onasadya, breathtaking Snake Boat Race and exotic Kaikottikali dance .
It is the festival which is celebrated for coming back of mahabali.

Hi want to know more about onam visit here
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