A Desperate Husband's Cry:sms

Once a frustrated husband was having chat with his one friend He said" My wife dresses to kill,he added she cooks the same way."

Doctor and patient conversation:sms

Once A doctor was sitting free and an old lady entered his clinic with pain in her left leg.
Doctor told her to sit on examination table and examined her throughly and then prescribed medicines and told her that the pain was due to old age.
Lady (with fun) " Don't say like that doctor my right leg is as old as left one ,but I am having nothing wrong with it."

Michhami Dukkadam to all readers from SMS WIKI

SMS WIKI wishes all its readers and others Michhami Dukkadam .May this new year bring forth all the happiness and you flourish with all colours of the life.

Man Car and Woman:sms

This one is the nice one which is to be read well to be understood.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife then there are only two possibilities can you guess it.
Yes one of you guessed it right .

Either the car is new or the wife is new then only man will open the door of his car for wife.

Man's conversation with genie:sms

Once upon a time a man met genie and genie was happy with the man .He told him to ask whatever he wanted ,but there was one condition,the condition was that whatever he asks from the genie he would give him ,but the double amout of that will be recieved by the man.

The man thought for a while and said"Ok give me 100 million $$$ and make me half dead"

Genie was also impressed by the intelligence of man .Did you know how?
think over or read this message twice or thrice you will understand.

Sucessfull man:sms

A successfull man is the person who is able to earn more money than his wife could spend .
Contrary to it a successfull woman is the lady who is able to find out such a man.

Comedian to old lady:sms

Once upon a time a comedian met and old lady and dared to ask her" what is your age?
(It is trend in India that we do not ask the age of woman and salary of man.In both of these cases there are chances of being insulted)
Old lady very bluntly replied" My age is my business."

The comedian made a remark" It seems that ma'am you have been in the business since very long!

Well funny thing no. The exact answer according to question posted,

SMS WIKI wishes happy pateti to all the parsi fellows

SMS WIKI wishes happy pateti to all it's parsi fellows.Happy New Year to all of you.May this new year bring forth to you all the happiness and enthusiasm for you whole year and life.

Nomenclature of new born:sms

A baby boy was born to an British patriotic lady .She named him after whole British Cricket team
Now you might be eager to ask" why she did like that?"
Answer to this is very simple,she was not sure who was his father.

Husband and wife:sms

Husband shouted to his wife:" You just tell me where does the whole grocery money go?"
Wife replied (silently): Stand sideways and look into the mirror

Conversation between two men:sms

Two men were trying to make into a crowded cricket stadium minutes before the start of a vital match.
One of them turned to another and aasked him" Do you think we will be ever able to make in?"
Other replied" I certainly hope so," " I am the refree"

Interview of Man:sms

A man was asked by interviewer when he went to corporate office for a job " how would he feel if he had woman as a boss"
He replied " I would feel right at home"

Happy janmashtami to all of you:sms

Today is birthday of the greatest musician of the world lord krishna.He used to be most genius person who used to rule the world by his ability of making fun of serious matters.He had talent to convince people in the manner he wanted them to work.He was also very much famous among the Gopi's of vrundavan and all of them loved him very much.It is said that when he played the flute Gopi's became so much involved in that music that they forgot everything and just listened to the music and when the music stopped they again came to their senses.
He also played a great role in Mahabharata( the longest war in the history of world)
People call him as Kanhaiya or kanha.
His birthday is celebrated all over the India and also the world and is popularly known as janmashtami

The Lost Credit Card:sms

Once a man lost his credit card ,but he was happy and did not report to police for the loss .
Guess it why he did so?

Well he was happy because the theif was spending less than his wife and so he did not report the loss to police or bank authority

Most Happy Married Life:sms

Well I heard of one couple who lived together for seventy years without any arguement or quarrel .
Now you might be interested to know the secret of this couple's happy married life.

Don't be so impatient ,I am telling na!!!!!!!




So the secret was " They were using same hearing aid"

N.B. : We all need to implement this hearing aid tool not like they did,but when one partner speaks other should be quiet then there will be no arguement.Don't you think divorce will stop suddenly and also practise of divorce lawyer.

Thought of the day:sms

Openions are like wrist watches.
Everyone's watch shows different time from others,
but everyone believes that his time is correct.......

Remember this and try to implement it so that you will have less conflicts in life.

Theme of success:sms

This is nice quote which I recieved on my mobile as sms and thought to share with you all.
Sometimes you have to fall from the mountain,
to realise what you are climbing for

It is one liner ,but has lots of things to tell.It means that what ever heights you achieve you must not forget your roots and if you want your success to be maintained then always be down to earth so that if at all you fail at some level then you are not frustrated.

Success Funda:sms

Everyday remind yourself of your own ability,
of your good mind and ability and affirm that ,
you can make something really good out of your life.
This will surely lead you to success.

When you are dead?:sms

You will not die until real death if you follow this

Sleeping is temporary death,
Death is permanent sleep,
So everyday is your birthday,
Because you are born after temporary death,
Enjoy everyday and be better with yourself and other

Happy life journey

Friendship bondage example:sms

Here is the meaning of friendship explained in the terms of foot wear.

Friends are like shoes,
Some loose and some tight and some fit just right.
They help you walk through life>>>>>

Try to become of my size,

Breach of promise:sms

Lawyer deals with the tailor

Lawyer:I have sued you for not delivering my trousers on time

Tailor : On what ground?

lawyer: Breeches of promise.


Great lawyer and poor tailor.

Pickpocket's rescue :sms

Once a person was standing at busstop and one person put his hand in that person's pocket.

He yelled" why did you put hand in my pocket?"

Pickpocket" I beg your pardon Sir.I am so absentmimded.I used to have a pair of pants as just you are wearing"

Signs of becoming old:sms

When you should know that you have become old.

When
you don't care where your wife goes as long as you don't go with her

Obesity in Round figures:sms

A magazine has explained the spread of obesity in very funny manner.

An american magazine reported that there were 10 million overweight people in US and ofcourse that is in round figures

Conversation In heaven:sms

Three friends died in a car crash and went to heaven.Once they reached the heaven they all were combinedly asked one question which was like this:" when you are in your casket and friends and family members are mourning around you ,what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first man answered," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second one said,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference to our children."

The last one said,"I would like to hear them saying ......LOOK HE IS MOVING!!!!!"

Great one is'nt it.

I think everybody of you would like to be like the last person