Father and son conversation:sms

Father was on deathbed and while passing the controls of his assets he told his son:"Son ,In business you need to keep two things one integrety and other wisdom.

Son did not understand the wordings of father so he asked him Dad what is integrity?

father replied:" Integrity means keeping the promises even if you are losing"

Son :" and what is wisdom?"

Father:" Wisdom is that not give such promises".

An interview with 99yrs old young man by reporter

This is a nice quote which I would like to share with you all on sms-wiki.blogspot.com

A reporter was interviewing a man on his 99th birthday.
He said:" I certainly hope I can come back next year and see you reach the century mark."
Man(99yrs old man) replied:" Can't see any reason why not,young man.You look healthy enough to me."

hope you do not face such a situation in life being a reporter

Conversation between husband and wife:sms

Once A couple had a long quarrel .This is the conversation between husband and wife.

After quarrel wife said to husband:"You know .I was fool at the time of marriage that I married you."

Husband:" Yes dear ,but I was in love with you and did not notice it."

Great one isn't it.

Salesman to Housewife:sms

Once a door to door salesman said to one housewife: Ma'am let me show you the thing which your neighbour said that you could not afford .

Hope you understand that what that housewife might have done with that item

Ya you guessed right .She purchased it at double the original price.
Genius salesman and poor housewife

Doctor and Patient Conversation:sms

This is a nice conversation between doctor(psychiatrist) and patient.

Patient(to doctor): " Doctor , you have got to help me.My wife thinks she is an elevator."
Psychiatrist( routinely):Ok, bring her in to see me."
Patient( somewhat distressed):" I can't .She does not stop at this floor.'

Patient and Doctor conversation:sms

After completion of annual physical check up patient asked to doctor:" Well, Doctor how do I stand ?"
Doctor( While thinking):That's what puzzles me!"

Psychiatrist(doctor) and patient:sms

A patient went to the psychiarist and told " Doctor I feel I am double"
Psychiarist examined and did all the required test and then gave him double bill
Patient( Astonishingly) " why you have charged double"
Psychiatrist:" I checked two person" .

Great! beware of such psychiatrist

Two burglers in record room for theft:sms

Once two burglers entered the record room shop nervously waving the revolvers.
The first one shouted" nobodymove!"
After sometime his partner moved and the startled first one shot him.

poor second guy.

Funny letter:sms

Once upon a time one person recieved a letter from government office which read as follows
"Beginning from june 1998 your assistance benefits will be discontinued .......
Reason : it has been reported to our office that you expired on 1st may 1998 .
thanks,"
________ letter from department of health and public aid.

How to make sculpture of elephant?:sms

This is the message which I read somewhere and thought to share with you all
An artist who gave a foolproof method for making sculpture of elephant:
" first you get a huge block of granite,then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant"

How simple to make a sculpture of elephant isn't it. then try it out once

Nice conversation between doctor and patient:sms

Here is a part of nice conversation between the doctor and patient.Just have a glance at it.
Doctor:"humm your cough sounds much better today"
Patient:" Ya it should.I practised it whole night".
Hope you enjoyed it.

Never consider kid for kidding:sms

You should never consider kid as a kid,if you do be ready for some absurd reply.
Once a person saw a kid eating an apple.Note the conversation between them.
Kind neighbour to kid eating an apple:" Son ,look out for the worms while eating"
Kid:"You need not worry worms have to take care of themselves when I am eating apple"

So from now onwards beware kids are no more kids they are very intelligent persons.

lady at swimming pool:sms

Once a lady went to swimming pool for swimming .
She started removing her clothes and was only in bra and bikini and was about to plunge in the pool
At that verge the security guard shouted "Ma'am today swimming pool is closed for maintainence so you cannot swim"
Lady ( very angrily) :"Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Guard:" There is no restirction for removing clothes "
Lady( felt shy) and just ran away with her clothes.

Ha .... ha ..... haaaa.........

Love Defination:sms

What is love?

ISHQ IBADAT HAI ISE KHONE MAT DENA
BEWAFAI GUNAH HAI ISE HONE MAT DENA
AGAR APNE BHI KISI SE PYAR KIYA PYAR KIYA HO
TO KHUDA KI KASAM USE RONE MAT DENA

Current condition of pakistan:sms

Nice comment on today's current situation of pakistan.It is represented over here as sms.

In 1947 pakistani people said"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
In 2009 pakistani people are saying-"PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG".


Hope you understand everything from this.

Friendship in common manner:sms

Here is another short description about friendship.


Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and forever.

Importance of small:sms

Here it is nice message through which you can understand the importance of small things in life.(sms)

Smaller things upset more than bigger ones in life
You can be on the top of mountain ,
but you cannot be on the tip of needle .
That's the fact which we all have to except in life

Sardar at International petrol pump:sms

Once sardar went to one international petrol pump to fill petrol in his car

Rate of petrol was $ 2.66/gallon

Sardar( to petrolpump personel) :Fill 2 gallons of petrol.
petrolpump personel filled the petrol as told by sardar

Sardar handed over $ 6 to the petrolpump personel

Petrolpump personel:Give me change

Sardar ( slapped the petrolpump personel) why?????????????

Sardar thought petrolpump personel was gay and was asking for sexual relationship with him


Poor petrolpump personel!

Matrimonial add :sms

This is a nice thing which I recieved on my mobile once and I thought I should share it with you all.
A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar".

Hope you enjoyed this matrimonial ad.

English self test :sms

This is nice sms to test your english language knowledge

Check it out how good ur English is.

Now a Beggar begs...
Lover loves....
and a Fakir??


also begs.
But I liked the way u think.

A sweet warning against anti-smoking and anti-alcohol:sms

There should be a way to express each and everything and so liked this quote and thought to share with you all.It is very pleasant campaign message for anti-smoking and anti-alcohol .You just read it surely you would enjoy it.s

This is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day, you will loose all your friends, They will all die and you will be left alone.

Sardar doing sex with wife: sms

Sardar was doing sex with his wife on the first night of their marriage

Suddenly his bed started rocking ( sardar frieghtened ) and started to run away from the room.

His wife asked him( being astonished): "why are you running?

Sardar( frieghtened) :You also run if you want to save your life ?Earthquake is coming.
displaying the bed which was shaking.
ha .... ha.... ha......

All about Santa's dream:sms

This is very nice dream of santa a sardar and his reaction upon that
One day Santa had a Dream that Somebody Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
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Because ICICI says(slogan of company), "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE"