Sardar doing sex with wife: sms

Sardar was doing sex with his wife on the first night of their marriage

Suddenly his bed started rocking ( sardar frieghtened ) and started to run away from the room.

His wife asked him( being astonished): "why are you running?

Sardar( frieghtened) :You also run if you want to save your life ?Earthquake is coming.
displaying the bed which was shaking.
ha .... ha.... ha......

All about Santa's dream:sms

This is very nice dream of santa a sardar and his reaction upon that
One day Santa had a Dream that Somebody Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
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Because ICICI says(slogan of company), "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE"