Why I am famous:sms wiki

Dil me khuda hai
Ankho ne nasha hai
Baton me maaza hai
Chahat me ada hai
Andaaz me mazaa hai
Dosti me wafa hai
Are yaar isliye sab
Ham par fida hai

Interesting conversation between wife and husband:sms wiki

GF: CHAND KITNE HOTE HAI?

BF:2,1 TUM AND 1 UPAR

AFTER MARRIAGE;

BIWI:CHAND KITNE HOTE HAI?
PATI: ANDHI HO KYA?

WO UPAR KYA KHARBUJA NAZAR AATA HAI?

Friendship sms: sms wiki

DARD SE DOSTI HO
GAYI HAI DOSTO,
ZINGADI BEDARD HO GAYI HAI DOSTON,
KYA HUA JO JAL GAYA
AASHIYANA HAMARA,
MAGAR DOOR TAK ROSHNI HO GAYI HAI DOSTO,

Experience of newly married couple:sms wiki

Suhag raat ke
Baad husband ne wife se
Pucha kal raat kya mahsus
Kiya?
Wife:5% sharam,5% dard aur
90% purani yaadein

Sardar's investigation

1 sardar apane marriage
Certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh
Raha tha.

WIFE: Tusi inni der se kya dekh rahe ho?

SARDAR: expiry date dhoondh rha hu.

Who is intelligent? father or son:sms wiki

Son:Papa Bacha zyada
Intelligent hota hai ya baap?
Father:baap.
Son:papa phone kisne banaya
Father:graham bell ne.
Son: Uske baap ne Q nahi banaya?

Confidence of rat:sms wiki

Chuhe ne sherni ko propose
kiya.
Sherni boli: abe chuhe teri size
to dekh
Chuha bola: size pe mat ja
Confidence to dekh….

friendship with barbar:sms wiki

Girl: Tum hafte me kitni bar shaving karto ho?
Boy: hafte me nahi,Din me 30 ya 40 baar karta hu.
Girl: kya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi me hajaam hu!!.

Funny message:hindi sms wiki

Bhagvan se paani manga to
sagar diya,
phool manga to bagicha diya,
ghar manga to mahal diya,
paisa manga to aapka number diya,
to batao kab aau lene?

Funny message:hindi sms wiki

Bhagvan se paani manga to
sagar diya,
phool manga to bagicha diya,
ghar manga to mahal diya,
paisa manga to aapka number diya,
to batao kab aau lene?

Bondage of friendship:sms wiki

Dekh lo awaz de kar paas apne
Paoge,
Aoge tanha pr tanha na jaoge,
Dur rehkar bhi tumhi par nazar hai
meri,
hatho se thaam lenge jab b thokar khaoge.

Bondage of friendship:sms wiki

Dekh lo awaz de kar paas apne
Paoge,
Aoge tanha pr tanha na jaoge,
Dur rehkar bhi tumhi par nazar hai
meri,
hatho se thaam lenge jab b thokar khaoge.

Bondage of friendship:sms wiki

Aap dosti ka wo DAAG ho jise
Hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte
RIN se saf nahi kar sakte SURF
Se mita nahi sakte Kyun ki “ KUCH”
Daag Achhe Hote hai!’

Minutes of friendship:sms wiki

Baat baat pe log ruth jate hai,
Haath unse anjane me 6ut jate hai,

Kahte hai bada najuk hota he
Dosti ka rishta
Is me haste haste dil tut jate hai.

Shyari:sms wiki

Bhula dena use jo rula
Jaye,yad rakhna use jo nibha
Jaye,wada aapse karenge
Bahut log magar apne dil ke bat
Kahne use jiske bina ek pal na
Jiya jae..

Useful guidence:hindi sms wiki

Zindagi me 2 logo ka bahut
Khyal rakhna
1-Wo jis ne
Tumhari JEET KE liye sab kuch
har diya,
2- Wo jis ne Khud haar kat
TUMHE Jita ho….

Devoted friend: sms wiki

Teri dosti me khud ko mehfooz
Mante hai hum sab dosto me
Tumhe sabse aziz mante hai 1
Aapki dosti ka saya hi to hai
Jise hum khuda ki TAWIZ mante
Hai.

Devoted friend: sms wiki

Teri dosti me khud ko mehfooz
Mante hai hum sab dosto me
Tumhe sabse aziz mante hai 1
Aapki dosti ka saya hi to hai
Jise hum khuda ki TAWIZ mante
Hai.

Bapu's Frustration:joke sms wiki:

BAPU GOT INJURED IN ACCIDENT AND
WENT TO DOCTOR
DR:TAKA LEVA PADSHE!
BAPU:KATLA RUPIA THASHE?
DR:3000
BAPU:NAVRINA TAKA LEVANA CHE
BHARATKAM NATHI KARVANU.

Bewafa pritam:Betrayal in love:sms wiki

Hum ne kisi k yaad me rona hi chor diya,
Apni Zindgi ko talash karna hi chor diya,
Sab beeti baate bhula d hum ne,
Ab pyaar karna hi chod diya

BUSY GUY:sms wiki

Kya kar rahe ho?busy ho?kitne
Busy ho?thoda ho?ya bahut ho?
Thoda ho to sms kyo nahi karte ho?
Or agar bahut ho to msg kyo padh rahe ho?

Keep smiling:sms wiki

Jara muskara do plz.

Thoda..

Thodasa aur…

CLICK

;????;
o(@..@)o
“(---)”

Oye Hoye mar java kisiki nazar
Na lage mere
YAAR ko

Friends Narration:sms wiki

Mere dil me khush rehne ki
Dua aye
Ap jaha b rahe sari khusiya
Paye
Agar meri yaad apko kabhi
Rulaye
To rab kare apko meri yaad
Kabhi na aaye

Conversation between son and father:sms wiki

Baap:-beta, Shadi k din sasural
Wale….
Scooter De To Car Mang Lena
Dukan De To Ghar Mang Lena

Beta:- Daddy.ladki De To Uski
Maa mang Lu Kya….!

Friendship is not bounded by distance:sms wiki

Milo k faslome b duri naho
Baat na ho aise majburi na no
Humari tamanna h ki dosti
Rahe umar bhar
Ap dua karna hamari ye dua
Adhuri na ho.

Salute to beloved friend:sms wiki

Sab khushiya tere nam kar
jayenge
Ye jan bhi kurban tujhpar kar
Jayange
Tu Roya karega hme yad krke
Ham Tere daman me itna pyar
Bhar jayenge

Greeting sms:sms wiki

SMS sabko jake Hello keh
Dena,
Smile kare to “SO SWEET” keh
Dena,
Delete kare to “GUSSA” kar
Dena,
Aur padne k baad mujhe miss
Kare to “SAME 2 U” Keh dena….

Puzzle sms:sms wiki

i3 9|\3 /|3 I (9” (“9 i3 i3
i3 9|3 \9/3I?9,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9

Edit me jao
Or
Sab 3 or 9 mitado.Dekho kya
Banta hai…?

For english readers
remove all 3 and 9 in this message and check out what it turns out to be.

Way to live best life style:sms wiki

Acchi zindagi jine ke do
Tarike hote hai…

1 jo “PASAND” hai use
“HASSIL” karna sikh lo.

2 jo “HASSIL” hai use
“PASAND” karna sikh lo.

Meaning of happy:sms wiki

Do YOU Know What is the Meaning of HAPPY?
H-Hum
A-Aap ko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yaad karte hein
Imiss u by GOod night

Good morning:sms wiki

Good morning……………………
Aasmaan me chand nazar aaya
Hai,fizaon me naya rang
Chhaya hai,aap hai ke khamosh
Baithe hai,ab to muskuraiye
Kyoki mera sms aaya hai.