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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
You being everywhere:sms wiki
Aasmaan me tum ho..
Paani me tumho..
Zameen pet um ho..
Hawa me tum ho,
Dil me tum ho…
Dettol wali aunty thik
He kehti he KITANU
Har jaga hote hai!!
Paani me tumho..
Zameen pet um ho..
Hawa me tum ho,
Dil me tum ho…
Dettol wali aunty thik
He kehti he KITANU
Har jaga hote hai!!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Respect your parents:sms wiki
Apni juban ki taquat us
MAA BAAP par mat aajmao
Jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya
Hai… is sms ko itna failao jitni
Tumhe apne parents se
Mohabbat hai.I love my
Parents
MAA BAAP par mat aajmao
Jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya
Hai… is sms ko itna failao jitni
Tumhe apne parents se
Mohabbat hai.I love my
Parents
Respect your parents:sms wiki
Apni juban ki taquat us
MAA BAAP par mat aajmao
Jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya
Hai… is sms ko itna failao jitni
Tumhe apne parents se
Mohabbat hai.I love my
Parents
MAA BAAP par mat aajmao
Jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya
Hai… is sms ko itna failao jitni
Tumhe apne parents se
Mohabbat hai.I love my
Parents
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Drunkard compares .....:sms wiki
Gadhe k samne 1 PANI KI 1
DARU KI BALTI RAHI.GADHA
PANI P GAYA.POLICE ne
SHARABI se pucha:Tune kya
Sikha?Sharabi:jo DARU nahi
Pita Wo GADHA hai…Gadha…
DARU KI BALTI RAHI.GADHA
PANI P GAYA.POLICE ne
SHARABI se pucha:Tune kya
Sikha?Sharabi:jo DARU nahi
Pita Wo GADHA hai…Gadha…
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Friendship sms:sms wiki
Phoolo me Gulab,Nashe me Sharab,
Program me taali,Mzaak me saali,
Dhatu me sona,Dukh me rona,Pyar me
Gum aur Dosti me hum Famous hai…yaar
Program me taali,Mzaak me saali,
Dhatu me sona,Dukh me rona,Pyar me
Gum aur Dosti me hum Famous hai…yaar
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Depth of friendship:sms wiki
Mere Dil Me Khush Rehne ki
Dua Aye,
Ap jaha B rahe sari khusiya
Paye,
Agar meri yaad aapko kabhi
Rulaye
To rab kare Apko meri yaad
Kabhi na aaye.
Dua Aye,
Ap jaha B rahe sari khusiya
Paye,
Agar meri yaad aapko kabhi
Rulaye
To rab kare Apko meri yaad
Kabhi na aaye.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Long live friendship:sms wiki
Phul suk jata he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Log bdl jate he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Apni bhi dosti tutegi ek vakt ke
Baad,
Lekin vo vakt aayega hamari
Maut ke baad……
Baad,
Log bdl jate he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Apni bhi dosti tutegi ek vakt ke
Baad,
Lekin vo vakt aayega hamari
Maut ke baad……
Long live friendship:sms wiki
Phul suk jata he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Log bdl jate he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Apni bhi dosti tutegi ek vakt ke
Baad,
Lekin vo vakt aayega hamari
Maut ke baad……
Baad,
Log bdl jate he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Apni bhi dosti tutegi ek vakt ke
Baad,
Lekin vo vakt aayega hamari
Maut ke baad……
Sunday, February 21, 2010
All about beauty and love:sms wiki
Ek kahani hai sadiyo purani…
HUSN aur MOHABBAT
Aapas me Dost the,
Ek raat dono saath the ki,
Itne Me CHAND Nikal Aaya!
MUHABBAT Ne CHAND ki tariff shuru kar di
Ye baat HUSN ko bardast Nahi hui,
Usne MUHABBAT ki ankhe noch li.
Bus .
Usi din se MUHABBAT Aandhi ho gayi
Aur HUSN jalim ban gaya.
HUSN aur MOHABBAT
Aapas me Dost the,
Ek raat dono saath the ki,
Itne Me CHAND Nikal Aaya!
MUHABBAT Ne CHAND ki tariff shuru kar di
Ye baat HUSN ko bardast Nahi hui,
Usne MUHABBAT ki ankhe noch li.
Bus .
Usi din se MUHABBAT Aandhi ho gayi
Aur HUSN jalim ban gaya.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Importance of friendship:sms wiki
Chand ki chandni rat se subah
Tak,
Suraj ki roshni subah se sham
Tak,
Par hamari dosti pehli mulakat se
Aakhari saas tak.
Tak,
Suraj ki roshni subah se sham
Tak,
Par hamari dosti pehli mulakat se
Aakhari saas tak.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
hindi Shayari:sms wiki
Kisi khas ko nazar andaz kiya
Nahi jata,
Jinhe bhul nahi sakte ubhe yad
Kiya nahi jata,
Ye yade to sahil hai un
Lamho ki,
Jin lamhoko dobara jiya nahi
Jata.
Nahi jata,
Jinhe bhul nahi sakte ubhe yad
Kiya nahi jata,
Ye yade to sahil hai un
Lamho ki,
Jin lamhoko dobara jiya nahi
Jata.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Husabnd to wife:sms wiki
Husband to wife:”Hata lo apne
Chahre se ye zulfe.A
Jaan-e-tamanna,
Khuda kasam,
Agli bar khane me baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga
Chahre se ye zulfe.A
Jaan-e-tamanna,
Khuda kasam,
Agli bar khane me baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga
Monday, February 15, 2010
Destiny plays major role:sms wiki
Mayoos hona ek gunah hai
Milta wahi hai jo kismet me
Likha hota hai,
Har cheez hame mile
Zaruri to nahi,
Kuch cheezon ka zikr bas
Taqdeer me hota hai.
Milta wahi hai jo kismet me
Likha hota hai,
Har cheez hame mile
Zaruri to nahi,
Kuch cheezon ka zikr bas
Taqdeer me hota hai.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Best hello tune:sms wiki
LALLU:I TRIED YOUR NUMBER
SO MNAY TIMES ,IT ALWAYS
SAID SWITCHED OFF!
BALLU:NAHI DOST THAT MY HELLO
SO MNAY TIMES ,IT ALWAYS
SAID SWITCHED OFF!
BALLU:NAHI DOST THAT MY HELLO
Saturday, February 13, 2010
inportance of tears and its practicle significance:sms wiki
Behte askon ki zuban nahi
Hoti,
Lafzo main mohabbat bayan
Nahi hoti,
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismet har kisi par
Meherban nahi hoti.
Hoti,
Lafzo main mohabbat bayan
Nahi hoti,
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismet har kisi par
Meherban nahi hoti.
Friday, February 12, 2010
My earnest prayer to my friend:sms wiki
EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE
CHALE JAYANGE,MAT SOCHNA
APKO BHUL JAYANGE ,BAS EK
BAR ASMAN KI TARAF
DEKHNA,MERE “SMS” SITARO
PAR LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE
CHALE JAYANGE,MAT SOCHNA
APKO BHUL JAYANGE ,BAS EK
BAR ASMAN KI TARAF
DEKHNA,MERE “SMS” SITARO
PAR LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE
Thursday, February 11, 2010
frustration of old man:sms wiki
Budha 1 ladki se takraya
Budha: Sorry
Girl:Stupid
Tabi 1 ladka us se takraya
Ladka:Sorry
Girl:It’s ok
Budha:meri sorry ki spelling galat
Thi kya.
Budha: Sorry
Girl:Stupid
Tabi 1 ladka us se takraya
Ladka:Sorry
Girl:It’s ok
Budha:meri sorry ki spelling galat
Thi kya.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Sardar's intelligence:sms wiki
2 sardar ja rahe the.raste me
1000ka note mila
1st sardar- chalo fifty-fifty le lete hai
2nd sardar-Baki 900 ka kya karenge?
1000ka note mila
1st sardar- chalo fifty-fifty le lete hai
2nd sardar-Baki 900 ka kya karenge?
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
You are important to us:sms wiki
HAMARE MUSKARANI KI VAJAH AAP
HO
HAMARI JINDAGI KA MATLAB AAP
HO
HAMEMILEGI JAB BHI KHUSI,
HAM SOCHENGE KHUDA SE
DUAA KARNEWALE AAP HO
HO
HAMARI JINDAGI KA MATLAB AAP
HO
HAMEMILEGI JAB BHI KHUSI,
HAM SOCHENGE KHUDA SE
DUAA KARNEWALE AAP HO
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sardar's intelligence:sms wiki
DOCTOR:AAPKI KIDNEY FAIL HO
CHUKI HAI,
SANTA:HA HA HA JUTHE…
MERI KIDNEY KABHI
EXAM DENE NAHI GAYI TO PHIR
FAIL KAISE HUYI?
CHUKI HAI,
SANTA:HA HA HA JUTHE…
MERI KIDNEY KABHI
EXAM DENE NAHI GAYI TO PHIR
FAIL KAISE HUYI?
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Curosity of sardar:sms wiki
Sardar plane land hote hi
Chillane laga…
“Bangalore aaya,Bangalore aaya”
Air hostess: be silent…
Sardar :ok… angalore aaya, angalore aaya..
Chillane laga…
“Bangalore aaya,Bangalore aaya”
Air hostess: be silent…
Sardar :ok… angalore aaya, angalore aaya..
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Dil ka rishta:sms wiki
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajib hote
Hai,
Dur rehke bhi karib hote
Hai,
Jo log aapko roj dekhlte
Hai,
Vo log kitne kushnaseeb hote
Hai.
Hai,
Dur rehke bhi karib hote
Hai,
Jo log aapko roj dekhlte
Hai,
Vo log kitne kushnaseeb hote
Hai.
Friday, February 5, 2010
My style of wishing good morning:sms wiki
MOON KE BAAD KI KI LIGHTNING,
SUN NE SHURU KI SHINNING
MURGE NE D WARNING
K HO GAI HE MORNING TO HMNE
SOCHA BOL DE AAPKO
GUD MORNING
AB TO UTHO…
SUN NE SHURU KI SHINNING
MURGE NE D WARNING
K HO GAI HE MORNING TO HMNE
SOCHA BOL DE AAPKO
GUD MORNING
AB TO UTHO…
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Disappointment in love or friendship:sms wiki
thak gaye hum unka intezar karte karte,
roye baar baar khud se takraar karte karte,
do lafj bhi unki juva se na nikle,
toot gaye hum ek tarf
roye baar baar khud se takraar karte karte,
do lafj bhi unki juva se na nikle,
toot gaye hum ek tarf
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Bondage of friendship and love:sms wiki
Ham uath ke chale aapki mehfil se?
Piche se aapne pukara bhi nahi?
Kya kare kadam khud hi ruk gaye?
Kiyuki bina apke gujara bhi nahi
Piche se aapne pukara bhi nahi?
Kya kare kadam khud hi ruk gaye?
Kiyuki bina apke gujara bhi nahi
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Sardar's confusion:sms wiki
Sardar ke piche Kuta pada.
Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga.
Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya.
to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya
Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga.
Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya.
to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya
Monday, February 1, 2010
dosti and bandgi:importance of friendship :sms wiki
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai,
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain ,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai
dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai,
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain ,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai
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