Wish You Happy Diwali to all it's user's

May the divine light of diwali
spread into your life peace,
prosperity and good health,

Happy Rakshabandhan to all its readers:sms wiki

SMS WIKI wishes Happy Rakshabandhan to all its readers:
Rakshabandhan is a festival celebrated since long in India and other countries where
a sister ties a rakhi (raksha) which is meant for protection of sister by her brother from each and every obstacle.

Sister ties rakhi to her brother and prays for his long life and brother gives her assurance that he would be always there to help her out whenever she needs him.Such a strong attachment and bondage festival is not celebrated anywhere in the world except in India.

Knowing life with friends:sms wiki

Best ” stand “is
Under “stand”Best ageis
Colle “age”
Best “work” is
Hard” work’
Best day is to “day’ never end is
Fri “end”….!

Meaning of life:sms wiki

The things you want to die for
Are the things you want to live for..

Set Your goal:sms wiki

You must have long range of goals
to keep you from being frustrated
by short range of failures.

Salute for wishing good morning:sms hindi:sms wiki

Hawaaon ke haath k armaan bheja hai
Roshni ke zariya ik paigam bheja hai
Fursat mile to kabool kar lena
Is naachez ne GOOD MORNING ka sa saalam bheja hai.

Friendship reminding:sms wiki

Aap kare na kare yaad humko,
Hum aapko yaad karebge
“mobile” ke sath dafnana
Humko
“network “ milega to “kabar”
Se bhi “SMS” BINDAAS KARENGE

Gabbar and thakur:sms wiki

Gabbar :ye haath mujhe dede
Thaakur:lele mere hath bhi lele
Basanti ke bhi lele,
Jay aur veeru tum bhi dedo,
DURGA MATA banja saale!
Gabbar:sorry ,yaar tu to senti ho gaya

True friendship always wins:hindi sms:sms wki

Yaad sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar zhuk jata,rishto me dunia
Lakh bane rukawat par agar
Rishta sacchha ho to khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

funny sms Hindisms:sms wiki

Santa:dekh banta,teri bivi ko saap
Dass raha he!
Banta:fikar mat kar yaar usko
Zeher khatam go gaya hoga
Isliye recharge karvane aaya hoga

Hindi sms:sms wiki

Yaad sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Asma lakh uncha ho magar zhuk jata,rishto me dunia
Lakh bane rukawat par agar
Rishta sacchha ho to khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

Know your importance:sms wiki

Tu chand hai jise sab yaad karte hai,
Hamari kismet to taro jaisi hai hame
Yaad karna to dur log apni khushi ke liye
Hamare tutne ki ummid karte hai.

Where there is will there is way:sms wiki

Jo safar ki shuruat karte hai
Wo manzil ko paar karte hai
Bas 1 baar chalne ka hosla
Rakhiye
Ache insane ka to raste B
Intzaar karte hai

Prayer of a person:sms wiki

1 aadmi ram mandir gaya aur
Rone laga…
He bhagwan meri biwi kho gayi
Hai..
Shree ram bole baaju wale
Hanuman mandir me ja,
Meri bhi usine dhundhi thi..

Why I am famous:sms wiki

Dil me khuda hai
Ankho ne nasha hai
Baton me maaza hai
Chahat me ada hai
Andaaz me mazaa hai
Dosti me wafa hai
Are yaar isliye sab
Ham par fida hai

Interesting conversation between wife and husband:sms wiki

GF: CHAND KITNE HOTE HAI?

BF:2,1 TUM AND 1 UPAR

AFTER MARRIAGE;

BIWI:CHAND KITNE HOTE HAI?
PATI: ANDHI HO KYA?

WO UPAR KYA KHARBUJA NAZAR AATA HAI?

Friendship sms: sms wiki

DARD SE DOSTI HO
GAYI HAI DOSTO,
ZINGADI BEDARD HO GAYI HAI DOSTON,
KYA HUA JO JAL GAYA
AASHIYANA HAMARA,
MAGAR DOOR TAK ROSHNI HO GAYI HAI DOSTO,

Experience of newly married couple:sms wiki

Suhag raat ke
Baad husband ne wife se
Pucha kal raat kya mahsus
Kiya?
Wife:5% sharam,5% dard aur
90% purani yaadein

Sardar's investigation

1 sardar apane marriage
Certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh
Raha tha.

WIFE: Tusi inni der se kya dekh rahe ho?

SARDAR: expiry date dhoondh rha hu.

Who is intelligent? father or son:sms wiki

Son:Papa Bacha zyada
Intelligent hota hai ya baap?
Father:baap.
Son:papa phone kisne banaya
Father:graham bell ne.
Son: Uske baap ne Q nahi banaya?

Confidence of rat:sms wiki

Chuhe ne sherni ko propose
kiya.
Sherni boli: abe chuhe teri size
to dekh
Chuha bola: size pe mat ja
Confidence to dekh….

friendship with barbar:sms wiki

Girl: Tum hafte me kitni bar shaving karto ho?
Boy: hafte me nahi,Din me 30 ya 40 baar karta hu.
Girl: kya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi me hajaam hu!!.

Funny message:hindi sms wiki

Bhagvan se paani manga to
sagar diya,
phool manga to bagicha diya,
ghar manga to mahal diya,
paisa manga to aapka number diya,
to batao kab aau lene?

Funny message:hindi sms wiki

Bhagvan se paani manga to
sagar diya,
phool manga to bagicha diya,
ghar manga to mahal diya,
paisa manga to aapka number diya,
to batao kab aau lene?

Bondage of friendship:sms wiki

Dekh lo awaz de kar paas apne
Paoge,
Aoge tanha pr tanha na jaoge,
Dur rehkar bhi tumhi par nazar hai
meri,
hatho se thaam lenge jab b thokar khaoge.

Bondage of friendship:sms wiki

Dekh lo awaz de kar paas apne
Paoge,
Aoge tanha pr tanha na jaoge,
Dur rehkar bhi tumhi par nazar hai
meri,
hatho se thaam lenge jab b thokar khaoge.

Bondage of friendship:sms wiki

Aap dosti ka wo DAAG ho jise
Hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte
RIN se saf nahi kar sakte SURF
Se mita nahi sakte Kyun ki “ KUCH”
Daag Achhe Hote hai!’

Minutes of friendship:sms wiki

Baat baat pe log ruth jate hai,
Haath unse anjane me 6ut jate hai,

Kahte hai bada najuk hota he
Dosti ka rishta
Is me haste haste dil tut jate hai.

Shyari:sms wiki

Bhula dena use jo rula
Jaye,yad rakhna use jo nibha
Jaye,wada aapse karenge
Bahut log magar apne dil ke bat
Kahne use jiske bina ek pal na
Jiya jae..

Useful guidence:hindi sms wiki

Zindagi me 2 logo ka bahut
Khyal rakhna
1-Wo jis ne
Tumhari JEET KE liye sab kuch
har diya,
2- Wo jis ne Khud haar kat
TUMHE Jita ho….

Devoted friend: sms wiki

Teri dosti me khud ko mehfooz
Mante hai hum sab dosto me
Tumhe sabse aziz mante hai 1
Aapki dosti ka saya hi to hai
Jise hum khuda ki TAWIZ mante
Hai.

Devoted friend: sms wiki

Teri dosti me khud ko mehfooz
Mante hai hum sab dosto me
Tumhe sabse aziz mante hai 1
Aapki dosti ka saya hi to hai
Jise hum khuda ki TAWIZ mante
Hai.

Bapu's Frustration:joke sms wiki:

BAPU GOT INJURED IN ACCIDENT AND
WENT TO DOCTOR
DR:TAKA LEVA PADSHE!
BAPU:KATLA RUPIA THASHE?
DR:3000
BAPU:NAVRINA TAKA LEVANA CHE
BHARATKAM NATHI KARVANU.

Bewafa pritam:Betrayal in love:sms wiki

Hum ne kisi k yaad me rona hi chor diya,
Apni Zindgi ko talash karna hi chor diya,
Sab beeti baate bhula d hum ne,
Ab pyaar karna hi chod diya

BUSY GUY:sms wiki

Kya kar rahe ho?busy ho?kitne
Busy ho?thoda ho?ya bahut ho?
Thoda ho to sms kyo nahi karte ho?
Or agar bahut ho to msg kyo padh rahe ho?

Keep smiling:sms wiki

Jara muskara do plz.

Thoda..

Thodasa aur…

CLICK

;????;
o(@..@)o
“(---)”

Oye Hoye mar java kisiki nazar
Na lage mere
YAAR ko

Friends Narration:sms wiki

Mere dil me khush rehne ki
Dua aye
Ap jaha b rahe sari khusiya
Paye
Agar meri yaad apko kabhi
Rulaye
To rab kare apko meri yaad
Kabhi na aaye

Conversation between son and father:sms wiki

Baap:-beta, Shadi k din sasural
Wale….
Scooter De To Car Mang Lena
Dukan De To Ghar Mang Lena

Beta:- Daddy.ladki De To Uski
Maa mang Lu Kya….!

Friendship is not bounded by distance:sms wiki

Milo k faslome b duri naho
Baat na ho aise majburi na no
Humari tamanna h ki dosti
Rahe umar bhar
Ap dua karna hamari ye dua
Adhuri na ho.

Salute to beloved friend:sms wiki

Sab khushiya tere nam kar
jayenge
Ye jan bhi kurban tujhpar kar
Jayange
Tu Roya karega hme yad krke
Ham Tere daman me itna pyar
Bhar jayenge

Greeting sms:sms wiki

SMS sabko jake Hello keh
Dena,
Smile kare to “SO SWEET” keh
Dena,
Delete kare to “GUSSA” kar
Dena,
Aur padne k baad mujhe miss
Kare to “SAME 2 U” Keh dena….

Puzzle sms:sms wiki

i3 9|\3 /|3 I (9” (“9 i3 i3
i3 9|3 \9/3I?9,9,)3 ,3,)
9i,,3,i9

Edit me jao
Or
Sab 3 or 9 mitado.Dekho kya
Banta hai…?

For english readers
remove all 3 and 9 in this message and check out what it turns out to be.

Way to live best life style:sms wiki

Acchi zindagi jine ke do
Tarike hote hai…

1 jo “PASAND” hai use
“HASSIL” karna sikh lo.

2 jo “HASSIL” hai use
“PASAND” karna sikh lo.

Meaning of happy:sms wiki

Do YOU Know What is the Meaning of HAPPY?
H-Hum
A-Aap ko
P-Pal
P-Pal
Y-Yaad karte hein
Imiss u by GOod night

Good morning:sms wiki

Good morning……………………
Aasmaan me chand nazar aaya
Hai,fizaon me naya rang
Chhaya hai,aap hai ke khamosh
Baithe hai,ab to muskuraiye
Kyoki mera sms aaya hai.

Send sms and get fun:sms wiki

|----!--
| ';0
| /|\ “FASI”
| J L
========

Dafa 302 ke
Tehat.

Ye Bhi teri tarah sms nahi
Karta tha
Latka diya sale ko.

You being everywhere:sms wiki

Aasmaan me tum ho..
Paani me tumho..
Zameen pet um ho..
Hawa me tum ho,
Dil me tum ho…
Dettol wali aunty thik
He kehti he KITANU
Har jaga hote hai!!

Respect your parents:sms wiki

Apni juban ki taquat us
MAA BAAP par mat aajmao
Jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya
Hai… is sms ko itna failao jitni
Tumhe apne parents se
Mohabbat hai.I love my
Parents

Respect your parents:sms wiki

Apni juban ki taquat us
MAA BAAP par mat aajmao
Jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya
Hai… is sms ko itna failao jitni
Tumhe apne parents se
Mohabbat hai.I love my
Parents

Drunkard compares .....:sms wiki

Gadhe k samne 1 PANI KI 1
DARU KI BALTI RAHI.GADHA
PANI P GAYA.POLICE ne
SHARABI se pucha:Tune kya
Sikha?Sharabi:jo DARU nahi
Pita Wo GADHA hai…Gadha…

Friendship sms:sms wiki

Phoolo me Gulab,Nashe me Sharab,
Program me taali,Mzaak me saali,
Dhatu me sona,Dukh me rona,Pyar me
Gum aur Dosti me hum Famous hai…yaar

Depth of friendship:sms wiki

Mere Dil Me Khush Rehne ki
Dua Aye,
Ap jaha B rahe sari khusiya
Paye,
Agar meri yaad aapko kabhi
Rulaye
To rab kare Apko meri yaad
Kabhi na aaye.

Long live friendship:sms wiki

Phul suk jata he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Log bdl jate he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Apni bhi dosti tutegi ek vakt ke
Baad,
Lekin vo vakt aayega hamari
Maut ke baad……

Long live friendship:sms wiki

Phul suk jata he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Log bdl jate he ek vakt ke
Baad,
Apni bhi dosti tutegi ek vakt ke
Baad,
Lekin vo vakt aayega hamari
Maut ke baad……

All about beauty and love:sms wiki

Ek kahani hai sadiyo purani…
HUSN aur MOHABBAT
Aapas me Dost the,

Ek raat dono saath the ki,

Itne Me CHAND Nikal Aaya!

MUHABBAT Ne CHAND ki tariff shuru kar di
Ye baat HUSN ko bardast Nahi hui,
Usne MUHABBAT ki ankhe noch li.
Bus .
Usi din se MUHABBAT Aandhi ho gayi

Aur HUSN jalim ban gaya.

Importance of friendship:sms wiki

Chand ki chandni rat se subah
Tak,
Suraj ki roshni subah se sham
Tak,
Par hamari dosti pehli mulakat se
Aakhari saas tak.

hindi Shayari:sms wiki

Kisi khas ko nazar andaz kiya
Nahi jata,
Jinhe bhul nahi sakte ubhe yad
Kiya nahi jata,
Ye yade to sahil hai un
Lamho ki,
Jin lamhoko dobara jiya nahi
Jata.

Husabnd to wife:sms wiki

Husband to wife:”Hata lo apne
Chahre se ye zulfe.A
Jaan-e-tamanna,
Khuda kasam,
Agli bar khane me baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga

Destiny plays major role:sms wiki

Mayoos hona ek gunah hai
Milta wahi hai jo kismet me
Likha hota hai,
Har cheez hame mile
Zaruri to nahi,
Kuch cheezon ka zikr bas
Taqdeer me hota hai.

Best hello tune:sms wiki

LALLU:I TRIED YOUR NUMBER
SO MNAY TIMES ,IT ALWAYS
SAID SWITCHED OFF!
BALLU:NAHI DOST THAT MY HELLO

inportance of tears and its practicle significance:sms wiki

Behte askon ki zuban nahi
Hoti,
Lafzo main mohabbat bayan
Nahi hoti,
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismet har kisi par
Meherban nahi hoti.

My earnest prayer to my friend:sms wiki

EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE
CHALE JAYANGE,MAT SOCHNA
APKO BHUL JAYANGE ,BAS EK
BAR ASMAN KI TARAF
DEKHNA,MERE “SMS” SITARO
PAR LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE

frustration of old man:sms wiki

Budha 1 ladki se takraya
Budha: Sorry
Girl:Stupid

Tabi 1 ladka us se takraya

Ladka:Sorry

Girl:It’s ok

Budha:meri sorry ki spelling galat
Thi kya.

Sardar's intelligence:sms wiki

2 sardar ja rahe the.raste me
1000ka note mila
1st sardar- chalo fifty-fifty le lete hai
2nd sardar-Baki 900 ka kya karenge?

You are important to us:sms wiki

HAMARE MUSKARANI KI VAJAH AAP
HO
HAMARI JINDAGI KA MATLAB AAP
HO
HAMEMILEGI JAB BHI KHUSI,
HAM SOCHENGE KHUDA SE
DUAA KARNEWALE AAP HO

Sardar's intelligence:sms wiki

DOCTOR:AAPKI KIDNEY FAIL HO
CHUKI HAI,
SANTA:HA HA HA JUTHE…
MERI KIDNEY KABHI
EXAM DENE NAHI GAYI TO PHIR
FAIL KAISE HUYI?

Curosity of sardar:sms wiki

Sardar plane land hote hi
Chillane laga…
“Bangalore aaya,Bangalore aaya”

Air hostess: be silent…

Sardar :ok… angalore aaya, angalore aaya..

Dil ka rishta:sms wiki

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajib hote
Hai,
Dur rehke bhi karib hote
Hai,
Jo log aapko roj dekhlte
Hai,
Vo log kitne kushnaseeb hote
Hai.

My style of wishing good morning:sms wiki

MOON KE BAAD KI KI LIGHTNING,
SUN NE SHURU KI SHINNING
MURGE NE D WARNING
K HO GAI HE MORNING TO HMNE
SOCHA BOL DE AAPKO
GUD MORNING

AB TO UTHO…

Disappointment in love or friendship:sms wiki

thak gaye hum unka intezar karte karte,
roye baar baar khud se takraar karte karte,
do lafj bhi unki juva se na nikle,
toot gaye hum ek tarf

Bondage of friendship and love:sms wiki

Ham uath ke chale aapki mehfil se?
Piche se aapne pukara bhi nahi?
Kya kare kadam khud hi ruk gaye?
Kiyuki bina apke gujara bhi nahi

Sardar's confusion:sms wiki

Sardar ke piche Kuta pada.
Wo pareshan hoke sochne laga.
Sala!Card to Airtel ka dalwaya.
to phir Network Hutch ka kyo aaya

dosti and bandgi:importance of friendship :sms wiki

Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai,
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain ,
warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai

Disappointed love:sms wiki

Khbi Hum B Kisi ki jaan the
Kisi ke chehre ki muskaan the,
Magar ab unhe dekh ke ye
Mehsus hota he
Ki unhe smajne me hum
Nadaan the

Friendship foreever

Saat rango
Se bane
INDRASHANUSH
Saat suro
Se bani he SARGAM
Sat fero se bana SANSAR
Aur
Saat Aksharo
Se bana he
APNA BANDHAN
F =R=I=E=N=D=S. Forever.

Friendship foreever

Saat rango
Se bane
INDRASHANUSH
Saat suro
Se bani he SARGAM
Sat fero se bana SANSAR
Aur
Saat Aksharo
Se bana he
APNA BANDHAN
F =R=I=E=N=D=S. Forever.

Mr Sharma facing interview:sms wiki

Interviewer: AApko kitne saalo
ka tajurba hai?

Sharma:Sorry Sir
Mujhe Saalo ka Nahi,
3 Saalio ka tajurba hai
Bcz Mere Saale nahi he!

Mr Sharma facing interview:sms wiki

Interviewer: AApko kitne saalo
ka tajurba hai?

Sharma:Sorry Sir
Mujhe Saalo ka Nahi,
3 Saalio ka tajurba hai
Bcz Mere Saale nahi he!

friend GUP SHUP:sms wiki

U r my sweet friend..”HONA”?
I don’t want U to “KHONA”
I want a place in your heart’s
“KONA”
Otherwise I will start “RONA”
Chalo ab tum bhi ek sms kar
“DONA”!

Mobile patient :sms wiki

Mere Mobile ka Accident ho
Gaya hi,SAMSUNG hospital k
MOTORALA ward me h DR.
NOKIA AUR BSNL ka kehna h k
Sms ki bottle chahiye..! plz help
Me.

Parrot's parody:sms wiki

Ek parrot ek Car se takraya
Aur behosh ho gaya Car wale
Ne use ghar le jake pinjre me
Rakh diay Hosh anepar Parrot
Bola”AAILA!Jail…? Car wala
Mar gaya kya…?

SMS WIKI wishes happy republic day to its readers

=--..__..-=-._;
!! =--..@..-=-._;
!! =--..__..-=-._;
!!
!!
!@
!@
!!
!@

Jay hind wish you happy republic day…
@Vande Materam@

Know importance of time for success:sms wiki

Clocks make a sound as tick
Tick,but it’s not tick tick ,it’s
Real sound isQuick Quick.It
Says that time is precious,so
Make best use of it”

Artistic apporach for success

An artist was asked at his
Award function:’which is your
Best painting?
He replied:”My next painting….”
Let our aim &aspiration be
Always high
Good morning.