What will happen if doctors start making films?sms

If doctors start making films then titles would be
Kabhi khashi kabhi Dum
Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
T.B. NO 1
Hum blood de chuke sanam
Maine M.B.B.S. kyu kiya
Ab tumhare hawale ye patient sathio
Hamara stethosope Aap ke paas hai,
etc.